Newlyweds - Nick and Jessica Quotes

Jessica: I could feel your teeth.
Nick: They're not my teeth, actually.
Jessica: Oh, I forgot. They're ventures. No, that's dentures.
Nick: Ventures?
Jessica: What are they called? [Nick laughs]
Jessica: Veneers. [Nick laughs]
Jessica: I thought dentures and I thought veneers. And then I came up with ventures.
Nick: Yeah. Think is the key word.

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Nick: [before Jessica goes on stage for her concert] I wanna love you forever!

Movie: Newlyweds - Nick and Jessica
Nick: Do you remember, right after we got married - I tried to get some in the car and you weren't having it?
Jessica: Well, no! I wanted my first time to be in a bed. You think I'd wait that long and then go at it in a car? Ew.

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Nick: [to Jessica] Even the washing machine thinks that $1400 is [bleep]
Nick: ridiculous. It refuses to wash them.

Movie: Newlyweds - Nick and Jessica
[discussing Nick's diamond studded watch]
Jessica: Do you like your gift?
Nick: I love it Baby. I like it a lot. How much did you pay for it? I'm serious. How much was it?
Jessica: $55,000
Nick: Fifty - are you crazy? - $55,000?

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