Naomi and Ely's No Kiss List Quotes

Naomi: I lie to everyone, but mostly... I think I lie to myself.

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Naomi: Do you know how much easier my life would be if Ely noticed my looks in the Wow, Naomi's boner hot way and not in the Those stilettos I picked out for Naomi are great way?

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Naomi: I am so flattered to know that you put my needs over the needs OF MY BOYFRIEND!

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Bruce 1: Okay, I know, I know, I know. I shouldn't love a girl who toys so carelessly with other people's emotions - especially mine - but it's not, like, my brain has the ability to overrule my heart.
George: And other parts of your anatomy.
Bruce 1: Oh, my God, George, that's so FUNNY. That's SO funny. You're SUCH a good comedian. You're making a penis joke. What is that? Is that your closer now?

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Ely: Be good, you two... but not TOO good., huh? GET SOME! Bye!

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Bruce 2: Your beauty - do you use it for good... or evil?

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Naomi: Since when do you chew Orbit?
Ely: Since Gaga replaced Madonna. Why do YOU care?

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Ely: Uh, girl, I thought you two were gonna bump the uglies.

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Ely: You know I'm always ready to dance with you.

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