Mystery Science Theater 3000 - The Movie Quotes

Dr. Forrester: Hello, and welcome. I'm Dr. Clayton Forrester, and soon you will all bow down before me.

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Dr. Forrester: Oh, who doesn't own an interositer these days?

Movie: Mystery Science Theater 3000 - The Movie
Tom Servo: Ah, they're going 65, so they'll be there in 3 BILLION years...

Movie: Mystery Science Theater 3000 - The Movie
Tom Servo: [Zagon bomb explodes en route to thought-transference chamber] Golly, those doggone Zagons are really licking us, huh! Well, let's go get your brains scrambled...�

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[as Cal and Joe assemble the Interositor]
Crow T. Robot: Science and Industry!
Tom Servo: See big men sticking screw drivers into things - turning them - AND ADJUSTING THEM!
Crow T. Robot: Build your very own Atom Storage Box!
Mike: Bringing you state-of-the-art in soft-serve technology!
Crow T. Robot: Removes lids off bottles and jars of all sizes - and it really, really works.

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[Dr. Forrester holds a photo of Mike Nelson]
Dr. Clayton Forrester: This is my test subject, Mike Nelson - a disgustingly mild-mannered dope who's managed to survive every film I've subjected him to. But, perhaps, this movie will drive him to the breaking point and crush his soul. And then I'll unleash it on an unwitting public, and then I will rule the world! [Laughs maniacally and spanks himself with the photo]
Dr. Clayton Forrester: Yes, I'm a naughty boy! Naughty! Naughty! Naughty!... Oh, ahem.

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