My Wife and Kids Quotes
Claire Kyle #2: [Claire starts to confess that she ate Michael's pie while he and Jay were arguing] It was me alright! I ate your stupid pie!
Michael Kyle: Oh really.
Michael Kyle, Jr.: No, It was I who ate your stupid pie.
Kady: I cannot lie. I ate your pie.
Michael Kyle: Well, I can't deny, that I might cry. You wanna know why. 'Cause I still don't know who ate my pie!
Michael Kyle: Oh really.
Michael Kyle, Jr.: No, It was I who ate your stupid pie.
Kady: I cannot lie. I ate your pie.
Michael Kyle: Well, I can't deny, that I might cry. You wanna know why. 'Cause I still don't know who ate my pie!
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Michael Kyle: Junior, sex is a lot different than you probably imagine it.
Michael Kyle, Jr.: Oh yeah, how?
Michael Kyle: Well, for one, there's another person in the room.
Michael Kyle, Jr.: Oh yeah, how?
Michael Kyle: Well, for one, there's another person in the room.
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[Junior's aunt has brought him a present]
Michael Kyle, Jr.: [looks at it] Toilet water!
Aunt Kelly: No, it's eau de toilette. It's a very expensive French cologne.
Michael Kyle, Jr.: Oh, French! Gracias!
Michael Kyle, Jr.: [looks at it] Toilet water!
Aunt Kelly: No, it's eau de toilette. It's a very expensive French cologne.
Michael Kyle, Jr.: Oh, French! Gracias!
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[When their son leaves home and moves into an apartment]
Janet 'Jay' Marie Kyle: You did what?
Michael Kyle: Actually, I didn't do anything. He said he wanted to leave, so I said goodbye.
Janet 'Jay' Marie Kyle: No, no, no, I know you better than that, Michael. You didn't just say fine, did you?
Michael Kyle: Well, actually I said so long, see ya sucker, bon voyage, arrivederci, later loser, goodbye, good riddance, peace out, let the doorknob hit ya where the good Lord split ya, don't come back around here no more, hasta la vista baby, kick rocks, and get the hell out, like that.
Janet 'Jay' Marie Kyle: Do you mean to tell me that you told MY SON so long, see ya sucker, bon voyage, arrivederci, later loser, goodbye, good riddance, peace out, let the doorknob hit ya where the good Lord split ya, don't come back around here no more, hasta la vista, and get the hell out - to MY BABY.
Michael Kyle: No, actually I said so long, see ya sucker, bon voyage, arrivederci, later loser, goodbye, good riddance, peace out, let the doorknob hit ya where the good Lord split ya, don't come back around here no more, hasta la vista baby, KICK ROCKS, (pauses) and get the hell out. You forgot the kick rocks. That's really important.
Janet 'Jay' Marie Kyle: Michael, How did he react when you said so long, see ya sucker, bon voyage, arrivederci, later loser, goodbye, good riddance, peace out, let the doorknob hit ya where the good Lord split ya, don't come back around here no more, KICK ROCKS, and get the hell out?
Michael Kyle: Actually, you left out the hasta la vista...
Janet 'Jay' Marie Kyle: Oh, Michael. Don't say it, again. [makes a diving motion]
Janet 'Jay' Marie Kyle: I'm
Janet 'Jay' Marie Kyle: You did what?
Michael Kyle: Actually, I didn't do anything. He said he wanted to leave, so I said goodbye.
Janet 'Jay' Marie Kyle: No, no, no, I know you better than that, Michael. You didn't just say fine, did you?
Michael Kyle: Well, actually I said so long, see ya sucker, bon voyage, arrivederci, later loser, goodbye, good riddance, peace out, let the doorknob hit ya where the good Lord split ya, don't come back around here no more, hasta la vista baby, kick rocks, and get the hell out, like that.
Janet 'Jay' Marie Kyle: Do you mean to tell me that you told MY SON so long, see ya sucker, bon voyage, arrivederci, later loser, goodbye, good riddance, peace out, let the doorknob hit ya where the good Lord split ya, don't come back around here no more, hasta la vista, and get the hell out - to MY BABY.
Michael Kyle: No, actually I said so long, see ya sucker, bon voyage, arrivederci, later loser, goodbye, good riddance, peace out, let the doorknob hit ya where the good Lord split ya, don't come back around here no more, hasta la vista baby, KICK ROCKS, (pauses) and get the hell out. You forgot the kick rocks. That's really important.
Janet 'Jay' Marie Kyle: Michael, How did he react when you said so long, see ya sucker, bon voyage, arrivederci, later loser, goodbye, good riddance, peace out, let the doorknob hit ya where the good Lord split ya, don't come back around here no more, KICK ROCKS, and get the hell out?
Michael Kyle: Actually, you left out the hasta la vista...
Janet 'Jay' Marie Kyle: Oh, Michael. Don't say it, again. [makes a diving motion]
Janet 'Jay' Marie Kyle: I'm
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[Junior gets a New Car that is far from Roadworthy]
Kady: Ooh, That looks like the car from Chitty Chity Bang Bang.
Michael: Yeah, If you're Spelling Chitty with an "S".
Kady: Ooh, That looks like the car from Chitty Chity Bang Bang.
Michael: Yeah, If you're Spelling Chitty with an "S".
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