Mr. Baseball Quotes

Jack Elliot: [addressing a crowd of Japanese fans] Any of you guys speak Americano? Jack Elliot here bringing you the best in Major League thrills for the fellas, and free moustache rides for the ladies.
Hiroko Uchiyama: I have seen 'free moustache rides' offered on T-Shirts in America. Always by guys you would not want to ride with.

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Jack Eliot: We're not athletes, we're baseball players!

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Uchiyama: But we are losing!
Jack Eliot: We're BEHIND. BIG difference.

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