HouseSitter Quotes

Gwen: Don't yell at me, we're only pretending to be married!

Movie: HouseSitter
Gwen: I don't want your money. I will take the furniture, though.

Movie: HouseSitter
Marty: You're marrying this girl?
Newton Davis: It's not marriage! It's an informal arrangement where she humiliates me in public and makes my life difficult, and in return I let her live in my home.
Marty: That's marriage.

Movie: HouseSitter
Newton Davis: Wow! You're a genius. You're like the Ernest Hemingway of bull****.

Movie: HouseSitter