Monk Quote

[Monk breaks out the booze]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Well gentlemen, here's the situation: We've got twelve bottles, which is 144 fluid ounces, which is enough for each of us to get a little sleepy.
Adrian Monk: Yeah!
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Or for one of us to get good and polluted.
First Cop: Designated Drunk! Hey, I love the idea!
Lt. Randall Disher: [volunteers] I'll get drunk.

TV Show: Monk

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