Monk Quote

[Disher and other cops are looking over a burned corpse found in Colin Park]
Lt. Randall Disher: You all right?
Rookie Cop: [dry-heaving] Yes, sir. I'm sorry, Lieutenant, I've never seen anything like it. Think they killed him first?
Lt. Randall Disher: God, I hope so. Peters, any I.D. at all? Fingerprints, anything?
Forensic Tech: [grimacing] You need fingers for fingerprints.
[Stottlemeyer arrives at the scene]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: [singing] "Heaven, I'm in heaven, and my heart beats so that I can hardly speak." [to patrol officer] How you doin'? [singing to himself] "And I finally found the happiness I seek..." [to another patrol officer] Hey, there, Kevin, you look good! You losing weight? Good deal. [singing to himself] "When we're up together, dancing cheek to cheek..." [to Disher]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Hey, I smell ribs!
Lt. Randall Disher: [grimacing] It is ribs. You're in a good mood.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: I'm a great mood. I'm getting married in nine days.

TV Show: Monk

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