Monk Quote

Adrian Monk: I get to tell him, OK. That's the deal. God, I can't wait to see his face! [Monk pulls out his old camera]
Natalie Teeger: Mr. Monk, what is that? Is that your camera? Where did you get that?
Adrian Monk: It's a birthday gift.
Natalie Teeger: From who? Thomas Edison?
Adrian Monk: It's from my Nana.
Natalie Teeger: Is there actual film in it?
Adrian Monk: Of course there's film in it! [looks around his surroundings] Okay, I have three pictures left. Oh, there's not enough light. So... [takes out a flash cube]
Natalie Teeger: Is that a flash cube?
Adrian Monk: [pops the cube on] Bingo. Hold this. Hold it. [He then stands a spoon on its handle and polishes it with a wipe while Natalie holds the camera]
Natalie Teeger: What are you doing?
Adrian Monk: It's an old private eye trick. We use it as a mirror. [Natalie holds the spoon upright as Monk positions himself]
Natalie Teeger: [whispering] Hurry up! Take the picture!
[The flash fires, and both Monk and Natalie have to wince their eyes counteract the sudden brightness]
Barfly: You like that spoon, huh?
Natalie Teeger: Sir, um, would you mind taking our picture, please?
Barfly: Madam, I would be honored.
Natalie Teeger: [hands him the camera] Oh, thank you! Here you go. It's ready to go!
Barfly: Hey, I've got the same model myself. A gift from my Nana.
Natalie Teeger: And, sir if you wouldn't mind standing right there. [She positions the businessman to just the right angle] Okay. Can you see us?
Barfly: I got ya.
Natalie Teeger: And if you could stand right there. [She repositions Mon

TV Show: Monk

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