Monk Quote

Natalie Teeger: [accidentally trips over some cables] Excuse me! Do these cables have to be right here?
Billy Logan: Yes they do, because they carry your voice from this microphone to that soundboard.
Natalie Teeger: Well can't you move them somewhere else?! They almost broke my neck.
Billy Logan: Almost doesn't count.
Natalie Teeger: Fine. I'll do it. [She starts to move the cables. Billy comes over]
Billy Logan: What are you doing? Are you mental?! Put it down! Put it down.
Natalie Teeger: I'm taking care of it!
Billy Logan: Let go. [Stan Lawrence comes over]
Stan Lawrence: Billy, what the hell is the matter here?
Natalie Teeger: Stan, I can't work with this guy!
Billy Logan: What, YOU can't work with me?! I've been here for eight years, lady, and you're just another untalented face!
Stan Lawrence: Billy! Calm down!
Natalie Teeger: Untalented, huh? The ratings keep going up every night! How do you explain that?!
Billy Logan: The ratings go up when the jackpot goes up! It has nothing to do with you, you moron.
Stan Lawrence: Billy! I've warned you before about your attitude. That's it. You're out of here. You're fired! Somebody call security! [Natalie turns around]
Natalie Teeger: No-no-no, don't fire him!
Billy Logan: See, look, I'm moving the cable. [Two security guards seize him] Stan, please! Don't do this!
Stan Lawrence: It's too late, Billy.
Billy Logan: I'm sorry! I'm apologizing!
Stan Lawrence: Mr. Logan has been terminated. I don't want him back in the building! You make sure to get his security pass and keys.

TV Show: Monk

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