Monk Quote

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Adrian Monk: [writing a check] "Payable to... Natalie Teeger."
Natalie Teeger: My four favorite words. [Monk starts to slowly tear the check out of the book. Eventually, he gets it and hands it to Natalie] Thank you.
Adrian Monk: Thank you very much. [Natalie stops]
Natalie Teeger: Um, excuse me? Where's the rest of this? I worked Tuesday night, remember? That was overtime.
Adrian Monk: I thought you were just hanging out.
Natalie Teeger: No, Mr. Monk, I wasn't "hanging out". I spent seven hours reorganizing the utensil drawer. That was a work.
Adrian Monk: But, you said it was fun. I-I distinctly remember. I said, "Isn't this fun?" And you said, "Uh-huh," so...
Natalie Teeger: You mean unless I'm complaining, you're not going to pay me? Is-is that the new rule?!
Adrian Monk: Even if I wanted to. I've already torn it out of the checkbook.
Natalie Teeger: [trying to direct Monk's hand to void her bad check] Yeah, so you just void it out. Wr-write "VOID" right here, then you just write another one.
Adrian Monk: Natalie! I can't do that. If it were up to me...
Natalie Teeger: Of course it's up to you!
Adrian Monk: I need you to use your inside voice.
Natalie Teeger: Oh my god! [yells in frustration] God!
Adrian Monk: I'm a little short on cash right now. But I'm good for it. You know I'm good for it. I'll make up for it. You just keep track...
Natalie Teeger: Yeah I have been keeping track! It's over $1,800, Mr. Monk!
[Linda Kloster enters the room, a finger over her lip]
Linda Kloster: I'm sorry. The door was open. I thought I heard screaming.
Natalie Teeger: Oh, no

TV Show: Monk

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