Monk Quote

[Monk is looking for an open case file while Lieutenant Disher quizzes Captain Stottlemeyer for the maritime exam]
Lt. Randall Disher: Oh, here's one. Before adding fuel to the primary tank-
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: You turn the fuel selector switch to "reserve".
Lt. Randall Disher: Correct. [Sitting one desk over, Monk finds one file]
Adrian Monk: Here, here. What about this one?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Monk, those are all closed. What do you wanna do? You want to solve them again? [Monk puts the file back] You okay?
Adrian Monk: Nah. I'm just tired.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Why don't you go home?
Adrian Monk: I can't. Beethoven Junior is still at it.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: [to Randy] Come on. Give me another one.
Lt. Randall Disher: Uh, safe water markers are usually-
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Green and red horizontal stripes. [Monk wanders back over to behind Randy's desk]
Lt. Randall Disher: Correct.
Adrian Monk: What are you doing?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Oh I'm buying a boat next week if my loan comes through. Randy's helping me study for the maritime exam.
Lt. Randall Disher: What does this mean? Dot dot dash ["U"].
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Morse code. You can skip it.
Lt. Randall Disher: You know Morse code?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: My boys were both Boy Scouts.
Lt. Randall Disher: Yeah. I was an Eagle Scout. Oh hey, what am I saying? [starts tapping out something in Morse code on the desk, as Monk discovers another case file]
Adrian Monk: All right, what about this case? Here? Joseph Moody? This one's s

TV Show: Monk

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