Monk Quote
Paul Buchanan: Tell me, Melville, who have you worked for? Anybody I know?
Adrian Monk: Hmmm, I don't think so. Leland Stottlemeyer of the San Francisco... Stottlemeyers, Randy Disher, Dr. Charles Kroger...
Paul Buchanan: No, I don't know them.
Adrian Monk: And Natalie Teeger.
Paul Buchanan: Natalie? She grew up right down the street. I went to school with her when she was still Natalie Davenport. She had a big crush on me and wouldn't leave me alone.
Adrian Monk: Is that right?
Paul Buchanan: How does she look? Does she still have that tattoo?
Adrian Monk: She has a tattoo?
Paul Buchanan: Well you wouldn't have seen it, not where she put it. [He takes a drink] Look, I'm having a big luncheon on Sunday. A bunch of the old fossils from the family foundation. Do you think Natalie would show up? It would make the afternoon a whole lot better.
Adrian Monk: I don't think... [Buchanan gives him a look] maybe.
Paul Buchanan: Well, Adrian Melville, I go with my gut and my gut likes what it sees. If Natalie Teeger recommends you, that's good enough for me. Congratulations, you're my new butler.
Adrian Monk: I'm your butler?
Adrian Monk: Hmmm, I don't think so. Leland Stottlemeyer of the San Francisco... Stottlemeyers, Randy Disher, Dr. Charles Kroger...
Paul Buchanan: No, I don't know them.
Adrian Monk: And Natalie Teeger.
Paul Buchanan: Natalie? She grew up right down the street. I went to school with her when she was still Natalie Davenport. She had a big crush on me and wouldn't leave me alone.
Adrian Monk: Is that right?
Paul Buchanan: How does she look? Does she still have that tattoo?
Adrian Monk: She has a tattoo?
Paul Buchanan: Well you wouldn't have seen it, not where she put it. [He takes a drink] Look, I'm having a big luncheon on Sunday. A bunch of the old fossils from the family foundation. Do you think Natalie would show up? It would make the afternoon a whole lot better.
Adrian Monk: I don't think... [Buchanan gives him a look] maybe.
Paul Buchanan: Well, Adrian Melville, I go with my gut and my gut likes what it sees. If Natalie Teeger recommends you, that's good enough for me. Congratulations, you're my new butler.
Adrian Monk: I'm your butler?
TV Show: Monk
