Monk Quote
[Stottlemeyer checks out a port-a-john]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Did you put this up? [shows a handwritten "OUT OF ORDER" sign to the maintenance man]
Maintenance Guy: Not me, no.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: And it was definitely locked from the inside?
Maintenance Guy: Yes, sir. We had to jimmy it.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: [speaks into his walkie-talkie] He says it was locked from the inside. [Monk is on the hill, communicating with Stottlemeyer]
Adrian Monk: They could have rigged the lock. Over.
Captain Stottlemeyer: You know, it would help things if you were to stand a little closer.
Adrian Monk: That's not gonna happen. Over.
[By the barricades marking the crime scene, Kendra Frank asks Natalie]
Kendra Frank: So this is how he does it? From 100 feet away?
Natalie Teeger: Not all the time!
[Stottlemeyer looks inside the port-a-john]
Annoyed girl in line: How long are you gonna be?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: As long as it takes, miss. This is a crime scene.
Annoyed Girl: With only one cop?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Uh, it's not just me. You see that guy up there on the hill? He's a cop. [points to Monk] And this guy here's a police officer. [gestures to Randy, who is looking towards the stage]
Lt. Randall Disher: These guys are great. Oh I hope they do "Killer Machine". [calls out] "KILLER MACHINE!"
[Natalie and Kendra Frank are less than impressed]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: [into his walkie-talkie] I'm checking out the lock here. There are some scratches.
Adrian Monk: Are they recent? Over.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: <
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Did you put this up? [shows a handwritten "OUT OF ORDER" sign to the maintenance man]
Maintenance Guy: Not me, no.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: And it was definitely locked from the inside?
Maintenance Guy: Yes, sir. We had to jimmy it.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: [speaks into his walkie-talkie] He says it was locked from the inside. [Monk is on the hill, communicating with Stottlemeyer]
Adrian Monk: They could have rigged the lock. Over.
Captain Stottlemeyer: You know, it would help things if you were to stand a little closer.
Adrian Monk: That's not gonna happen. Over.
[By the barricades marking the crime scene, Kendra Frank asks Natalie]
Kendra Frank: So this is how he does it? From 100 feet away?
Natalie Teeger: Not all the time!
[Stottlemeyer looks inside the port-a-john]
Annoyed girl in line: How long are you gonna be?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: As long as it takes, miss. This is a crime scene.
Annoyed Girl: With only one cop?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Uh, it's not just me. You see that guy up there on the hill? He's a cop. [points to Monk] And this guy here's a police officer. [gestures to Randy, who is looking towards the stage]
Lt. Randall Disher: These guys are great. Oh I hope they do "Killer Machine". [calls out] "KILLER MACHINE!"
[Natalie and Kendra Frank are less than impressed]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: [into his walkie-talkie] I'm checking out the lock here. There are some scratches.
Adrian Monk: Are they recent? Over.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: <
TV Show: Monk
