Monk Quote
[Monk and Natalie are at the first aid clinic after Monk has burnt his pointer fingers]
Red Cross Volunteer: [prescribing a cream to Natalie] This should help. Just rub this in twice a day. Did he really touch a heat lamp? Why?
Natalie Teeger: I don't know.
Red Cross Volunteer: What about the other hand?
Natalie Teeger: He kept touching it. [pause] I don't know. [Monk, visibly bothered, walks over to the stretcher on which Stork's body is resting on]
Red Cross Volunteer: They found him in a port-a-john. Can you believe it?
Natalie Teeger: I know, we were there when it happened. He was so young.
Red Cross Volunteer: Overdose. The medical examiner will be here soon. If you could just step back...
Adrian Monk: No-no-no. It's okay. I'm a police officer, at least I used to. There's no mud.
Natalie Teeger: Excuse me?
Adrian Monk: On his boots, there's no mud. There was mud all around those outhouses.
Natalie Teeger: Yeah, but they carried him out.
Adrian Monk: All right, but who carried him in? [He lifts up part of the sheet to uncover the face and the right arm] No other track marks. [notices the victim's personal effects] Are these his? [picks up a rubber strap] This rubber strap was around his arm?
Red Cross Volunteer: That's right. I took it off myself.
Adrian Monk: Do you work with drug addicts a lot?
Red Cross Volunteer: It goes with the territory.
Adrian Monk: Natalie. [Natalie extends her right arm, allowing Monk to put the strap on] Do they wrap it around like this, and tie it in a knot?
Natalie Teeger: Yeah, like... this. [She makes a knot]
Adrian Monk: And then...
Red Cross Volunteer: [prescribing a cream to Natalie] This should help. Just rub this in twice a day. Did he really touch a heat lamp? Why?
Natalie Teeger: I don't know.
Red Cross Volunteer: What about the other hand?
Natalie Teeger: He kept touching it. [pause] I don't know. [Monk, visibly bothered, walks over to the stretcher on which Stork's body is resting on]
Red Cross Volunteer: They found him in a port-a-john. Can you believe it?
Natalie Teeger: I know, we were there when it happened. He was so young.
Red Cross Volunteer: Overdose. The medical examiner will be here soon. If you could just step back...
Adrian Monk: No-no-no. It's okay. I'm a police officer, at least I used to. There's no mud.
Natalie Teeger: Excuse me?
Adrian Monk: On his boots, there's no mud. There was mud all around those outhouses.
Natalie Teeger: Yeah, but they carried him out.
Adrian Monk: All right, but who carried him in? [He lifts up part of the sheet to uncover the face and the right arm] No other track marks. [notices the victim's personal effects] Are these his? [picks up a rubber strap] This rubber strap was around his arm?
Red Cross Volunteer: That's right. I took it off myself.
Adrian Monk: Do you work with drug addicts a lot?
Red Cross Volunteer: It goes with the territory.
Adrian Monk: Natalie. [Natalie extends her right arm, allowing Monk to put the strap on] Do they wrap it around like this, and tie it in a knot?
Natalie Teeger: Yeah, like... this. [She makes a knot]
Adrian Monk: And then...
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