Monk Quote
[Monk angrily yells at some concertgoers whose blue beachball has hit him twice]
Adrian Monk: Cornea was scratched or bruised! Discoloration! I'm next for the phone.
[Monk mistakenly walks into a port-a-potty a few feet to the left of the payphones. After a few minutes go by in real time, he comes out, refreshed]
Natalie Teeger: Oh! Oh! [runs over] Mr. Monk! What are you doing?!
Adrian Monk: I was just calling for a taxi; they're gonna pick me up out front in about ten minutes!
Natalie Teeger: But, Mr. Monk, that wasn't a phone booth!
Adrian Monk: [muttering to himself] You're right. No that wasn't a phone booth. Natalie, it was that horrible, plastic outhouse! [Natalie starts to walk him away] Oh my god! What was I talking into?! [He begins to realize where he's been] Oh my god! Where, where did I put that quarter?! For the love of God, Natalie, where did I put that quarter?! [A maintenance man breaks open the door of the port-a-potty next to them, and the dead body of Stork Murray falls out]
Natalie Teeger: [gasps] Oh my God!
[Behind them, a woman screams, and people start to gather behind Monk and Natalie]
Adrian Monk: Cornea was scratched or bruised! Discoloration! I'm next for the phone.
[Monk mistakenly walks into a port-a-potty a few feet to the left of the payphones. After a few minutes go by in real time, he comes out, refreshed]
Natalie Teeger: Oh! Oh! [runs over] Mr. Monk! What are you doing?!
Adrian Monk: I was just calling for a taxi; they're gonna pick me up out front in about ten minutes!
Natalie Teeger: But, Mr. Monk, that wasn't a phone booth!
Adrian Monk: [muttering to himself] You're right. No that wasn't a phone booth. Natalie, it was that horrible, plastic outhouse! [Natalie starts to walk him away] Oh my god! What was I talking into?! [He begins to realize where he's been] Oh my god! Where, where did I put that quarter?! For the love of God, Natalie, where did I put that quarter?! [A maintenance man breaks open the door of the port-a-potty next to them, and the dead body of Stork Murray falls out]
Natalie Teeger: [gasps] Oh my God!
[Behind them, a woman screams, and people start to gather behind Monk and Natalie]
TV Show: Monk
