Mister Ed Quotes
Kay Addison: What do you say, doll? Shall I beg Doctor Ed to operate on you?
Roger Addison: Never!
Kay Addison: But you can't go through life without a condenser.
Roger Addison: Does it make any difference to you?
Kay Addison: Oh come on, you just got to get Doctor Ed save you. You know how awful I look in black.
Roger Addison: No! I don't want that quack of a horse to operate on my brain. Besides, his fee for the operation is ridiculous. $10,000 for a simple brain operation.
Kay Addison: But it's only money. You can't take it with you if you die.
Roger Addison: Yes, I can. I'll eat it before I go.
Roger Addison: Never!
Kay Addison: But you can't go through life without a condenser.
Roger Addison: Does it make any difference to you?
Kay Addison: Oh come on, you just got to get Doctor Ed save you. You know how awful I look in black.
Roger Addison: No! I don't want that quack of a horse to operate on my brain. Besides, his fee for the operation is ridiculous. $10,000 for a simple brain operation.
Kay Addison: But it's only money. You can't take it with you if you die.
Roger Addison: Yes, I can. I'll eat it before I go.
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Mister Ed: What do you say we go out riding and pick up a couple of fillies?
Wilbur Post: I'm not a horse, remember?
Mister Ed: Too bad, we could have a ball double dating.
Wilbur Post: I'm not a horse, remember?
Mister Ed: Too bad, we could have a ball double dating.
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Wilbur Post: What kind of a name is Ed for a horse?
Mister Ed: What kind of a name is Wilbur for a man?
Mister Ed: What kind of a name is Wilbur for a man?
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[last lines]
Wilbur Post: Ed, what do you supposed made us do all that?
Mister Ed: I don't know, Wilbur. There are a lot of things in this world that can't be explained.
Wilbur Post: Well, what do you do about it?
Mister Ed: Nothing. Just enjoy it. [cut to the surface of Mars with a hung-over Moko having an ice bag on his head, under the watchful eyes of Tatti]
Moko: I know I did!
Wilbur Post: Ed, what do you supposed made us do all that?
Mister Ed: I don't know, Wilbur. There are a lot of things in this world that can't be explained.
Wilbur Post: Well, what do you do about it?
Mister Ed: Nothing. Just enjoy it. [cut to the surface of Mars with a hung-over Moko having an ice bag on his head, under the watchful eyes of Tatti]
Moko: I know I did!
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[Mister Ed is snickering]
Wilbur Post: What's so funny?
Mister Ed: I heard about your little ketchup caper this afternoon.
Wilbur Post: Where did you hear that?
Mister Ed: I just happened to stroll by Addison's window and he was telling his wife all about it.
Wilbur Post: What did he say about me?
Mister Ed: Sorry, Wilbur. I may talk, but I really don't like using that kind of language.
Wilbur Post: What's so funny?
Mister Ed: I heard about your little ketchup caper this afternoon.
Wilbur Post: Where did you hear that?
Mister Ed: I just happened to stroll by Addison's window and he was telling his wife all about it.
Wilbur Post: What did he say about me?
Mister Ed: Sorry, Wilbur. I may talk, but I really don't like using that kind of language.
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[Wilbur finds Mister Ed sleeping in his living room]
Wilbur Post: Oh no.
Mister Ed: If you had a dog, you'd let him sleep in the house.
Wilbur Post: A dog is different. A dog is a household pet.
Mister Ed: Then call me "Rover" and wake me at eight.
Wilbur Post: Oh no.
Mister Ed: If you had a dog, you'd let him sleep in the house.
Wilbur Post: A dog is different. A dog is a household pet.
Mister Ed: Then call me "Rover" and wake me at eight.
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[Wilbur finds Mister Ed sleeping in his living room]
Wilbur Post: Oh no.
Mister Ed: If you had a dog, you'd let him sleep in the house.
Wilbur Post: A dog is different. A dog is a household pet.
Mister Ed: Then call me "Rover" and wake me at eight.
Wilbur Post: Oh no.
Mister Ed: If you had a dog, you'd let him sleep in the house.
Wilbur Post: A dog is different. A dog is a household pet.
Mister Ed: Then call me "Rover" and wake me at eight.
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Mister Ed: [impatiently] Let's Go Wilbur!
Wilbur Post: Go? You're on the bottom!
Mister Ed: Sorry! I forgot!
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Mister Ed: I love Christmas. Wilbur is so full of the spirit of giving, and I'm so full of the spirit of receiving.
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Mister Ed: What do you say we go out riding and pick up a couple of fillies?
Wilbur Post: I'm not a horse, remember?
Mister Ed: Too bad, we could have a ball double dating.
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Mister Ed: You should never have told me horses sleep standing up, it gave me a mental block.
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Wilbur Post: [after Ed finds a straw hat] What are you going to do with a straw hat?
Mister Ed: I'll wear it till it goes out of style. Then I'll eat it!
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Wilbur Post: [after Mister Ed makes a great shot in a ring toss game] Good throw, Ed! I bet you're also good at pitching horseshoes!
Mister Ed: No, Wilbur, I don't play horseshoes.
Wilbur Post: Really? Why not?
Mister Ed: Because Mom always taught us kids not to throw our clothes around!
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Wilbur Post: Ed, you have run away for the last time! I'm going to lock you in your stall.
Mister Ed: Don't do that Wilbur! I suffer from claustrophobia!
Wilbur Post: Claustrophobia? You mean you have a fear of confined spaces?
Mister Ed: Sure, it runs in the family. I even get nervous when I put my nose in a small feedbag.
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