The Wedding Date Quotes

Dance Instructor: The Wedding Dance is a timeless ritual... Surrounded by a group of family and friends. Watching, smiling, taking bets on how long it's going to last. All your have is each other and whatever skills you aquire today.

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Kat Ellis: Since he's my stepdad, he's technically not family; more like a hostage.

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Jeffrey: You hate sports.
Kat Ellis: I hate cricket.
Jeffrey: Right.

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Nick Mercer: Well thank you for including me in this timeless feminine ritual. Here's to the husbands who've won you, the losers who've lost you, and the lucky bastards who've yet to meet you.

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Nick Mercer: A wedding is a sacrament... a joyous celebration of love and commitment. In Utopia. In the real world... it's an excuse to drink excessively and say things you shouldn't say.

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[Kat's response, when asked by her mother what was wrong]
Kat Ellis: Nothing that a bottle of Jack and a straight razor won't fix.

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