Milton the Monster Quotes

Milton The Monster: Over my dead body!
Professor Weirdo: [smirks] That's the most *intelligent* suggestion you've ever made!

Movie: Milton the Monster
["Milton the Monster" title sequence]
Narrator: On top of old Horror Hill, in a secret laboratory, Professor Weirdo and Count Kook were in their monstrous glory.
Professor Weirdo: # Six drops of The Essence of Terror, / Five drops of Sinister Sauce. #
Count Kook: # When the stirring's done, may I lick the spoon? #
Professor Weirdo: # Of course! A-ha! Of course! / Now for the tincture of tenderness, / But I must use only a touch. / For without a touch of tenderness, / It might destroy me! # [Kook accidentally knocks Weirdo's arm]
Professor Weirdo: # Oops! Too much! / Better hold your breath; / It's starting to tick! #
Count Kook: # Better hold my hand; / I'm feeling sick! # [the monster arises]
Milton The Monster: Hello, Daddy!
Professor Weirdo: # What have I done? #
Milton The Monster: # I'm Milton, your brand new son! #

TV Show: Milton the Monster