Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life Quotes

Principal Dwight: Just by a show of hands, how many people have a test that starts with the question, True or false: Principal Dwight has three nipples? [students laugh]
Principal Dwight: Well that's a lot of you. Well it's false. Put false. I was born without nipples for your information, and it looks beautiful!

Movie: Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life
Principal Dwight: [to Mr. Teller]I don't know what stinks more, your attitude, or my suit. And that's really saying something because my suit is covered in poop.

Movie: Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life
Mr. Teller: So, we have a new student today. I'm assuming you are...
Rafe: I'm a transfer student, sir.
Mr. Teller: You don't have to call me sir. Makes me feel old, and I already feel old. I drive a Saturn.
Rafe: It's just Principal Dwight told me to call everyone sir. It's like... one of his rules.
Mr. Teller: Okay. Well, I don't see any Principal Dwight in here, do you? Seriously, do you? Because he is a master of disguise. [laughter]
Mr. Teller: So, we have a new transfer student today who's name I'm realizing I did not ask just now. What's your name?
Rafe: Rafe Khatchadorian.
Miller: Whoa! It'd suck to have to spell that dumb name.
Shon: Well Rafe, welcome to hell.

Movie: Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life
Leo: I'm sick of people trying to suck the fun out of childhood. Let's stop the suck! Let's show them that we don't give a... What rhymes with suck?

Movie: Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life
Principal Dwight: I... like... my... big... but... Do you... like... my... big... but...

Movie: Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life
Principal Dwight: Excuse me, young man. What is your name?
Rafe: Rafe Khatchadorian.
Principal Dwight: What did you just say to me?
Rafe: It's my last name. I'm new.
Principal Dwight: Well, being new does not entitle you to swagger in here with no clothes on.
Rafe: I'm... I'm wearing clothes.
Principal Dwight: No, those aren't clothes, those are rule violations. Every single thing you have on flies in the face of rule number twenty-two.
Rafe: What's rule number twenty-two?
Principal Dwight: Are you telling me that you haven't read our code of conduct?
Rafe: Alright, if I don't tell you, I won't get in trouble, right?
Principal Dwight: [sighs heavily]Unbelievable. The code of conduct, young man. Read it, learn it, live it. Rule number twenty-two is Always obey the dress code. That means no printed shirts, no wild colors. And look what's happening to the collar of your shirt here. Your headphones are dragging it open. Nobody needs to see where your chest hairs are going to be.
Rafe: Yeah, okay, yeah, got it.
Principal Dwight: Got it? How about Got it, sir? Rule number one here at Hills Village is to respect your principal. And since I'm the principal, that means you need to respect me by calling me sir, or if you prefer, Principal Dwight. Or maybe even Sir Dwight, if you like. [both chuckle]
Principal Dwight: Good. You have recognized my keen sense of humor. Not everybody does. Good man. Okay, good. Alright. On your way into school, which is that way.

Movie: Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life
Georgia: Thanks, dork.
Rafe: Yeah, whatever, loser.

Movie: Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life
Leo: I figured your other one, may it rest in peace, was almost full, so, you probably need another one.
Rafe: It's awesome, man. Thank you. But... I mean, all my best stuff was in my last sketchbook. Comics, inventions.
Leo: Expertly drawn boobs.
Rafe: Those were realistic.

Movie: Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life
Miller: What are you staring at, Crap-a-dukian?

Movie: Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life