Men in Black 3 Quotes

Agent J: Hey, ain't you coming?
Griffin: [falling behind]No, I'm done here. J, as soon as K blows Boris's arm off everything will be back to the way it was, K will not remember anything that happened here.
Agent J: I got it: arm blown off, history's reset. Okay, thanks G! [goes on ahead]
Griffin: [to himself]I can never bear to watch this part...

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Jeffrey Price: Okay. What's the plan?
Agent J: You're gonna send me back to July 15, 1969.
Jeffrey Price: No, that's a stupid plan because I sent Boris to July 16th.
Agent J: I'm not worried about that one. I'm gonna go back and kill the younger Boris before the older one even shows up.
Jeffrey Price: That way neither of them will even exist. That's why you get to wear the black suit. [wants to fist bump]
Jeffrey Price: No? You're gonna leave me hanging. Okay. Oh, I just thought of something. You know, even way back then New York was a big-ish city. So I mean, how are you gonna really find him?
Agent J: On July 15th, Boris killed an alien, Roman the Fabulist, at Coney Island.
Jeffrey Price: You're gonna get there first and be waiting for him? Dude, they should give you like two black suits.
Agent J: My man, for real?

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[Boris meets his younger self in 1969]Boris The Animal: You pathetic waste of Boglodite flesh, I would kill you now if I didn't value my own life!
Boris The Animal: Who are you?
Boris The Animal: Look at you! Every mistake I ever made, just waiting to happen!
Boris The Animal: What happened to my arm?
Boris The Animal: You lose it, shot off by a human!
Boris The Animal: No human can defeat me!
Boris The Animal: You spend the next forty years in prison, chained up like an animal!
Boris The Animal: There is no prison that can hold me!
Boris The Animal: They built one specially for us, on the moon!
Boris The Animal: The humans haven't been to the moon, so they cannot have built it there already!
Boris The Animal: Stop arguing! You can avoid all of that, if you just listen to me!
Boris The Animal: YOU were defeated! YOU let it get shot off! That wasn't me, that was YOU! [Both Borises roar at each other]

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[from trailer]Andy Warhol: Dammit K, trying to blow my cover?
Agent J: Whoa, Andy Warhol's one of US?
Andy Warhol: Who's the dumbass?
Agent J: You know, I'd have no problem pimp-slapping the shiznit out of Andy Warhol.

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Young Agent O: The Viagrons have come up with a revolutionary new pill...

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Griffin: Any future where you succeed, is one where you tell the truth.
Agent J: The TRUTH?

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Jeffrey Price: All right. All right. That's a real bummer about your buddy. I'm sure, he was, like, a real great guy, but in terms of the whole space-time continuum, your friend was a little blip on the historical radar! [Him and J sees the Boglodite invasion on TV]
Jeffrey Price: Oh. That's a big blip.

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Agent J: [about to time-jump]Hey, how come I can remember K but nobody else does?
Jeffrey Price: Whoa, that means you were there!
Agent J: I was where?
Jeffrey Price: If you survive you got to come back and tell me everything okay?
Agent J: Where was I?
Jeffrey Price: You got to go! Just go, go, go!

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[repeated line]Boris The Animal: [on being addressed as Boris the Animal]It's just Boris.

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Boris The Animal: Hello, K.
Agent K: Boris the Animal.
Boris The Animal: [angrily]It's just Boris.
Agent K: You haven't changed very much. I see the arm I shot off is still shot off.
Boris The Animal: Yes, my arm. We've thought about that moment every day for the last 40 years.
Agent K: Well, that's just not living a full life.

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Agent J: [Neuralizing another crowd of bystanders]Thank you. Okay, you know how your kid won that goldfish in that little baggie from the school fair and you didn't want that nasty thing in your house, so you told your kid it ran away but what you really did was flushed it down the toilet? Well, this is what happens. Okay? Y'know what I'm talking about? Don't lie to your kids.

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Agent J: Can you promise me something, if I go first, you'll do better than that at my funeral? Yeah, something like, uh: J was a friend. Now there's a big part of me that's gone. Oh, J, all the things I should have said, except I was too old and craggy and surly and just tight. I was too tight. Now, I'm gonna just miss your caramel-brown skin.
Agent K: I'll wing something.

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Agent J: There's no such thing as time travel.
Agent O: Well, there is.
Agent J: No. There's not. Because if there were, a class-one senior agent such as myself would have been made aware of it, wouldn't he have?
Agent O: Were it not classified and way above his pay grade.
Agent J: You know what? I need a pay raise.

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1969 NYPD Cop
1: Where did you get the car?
1969 NYPD Cop
2: And the suit?
Agent J: I stole them both.
Agent J: [to Cop 1]Uh, car from your wife...
Agent J: [to Cop 2]... suit from your grandmother.

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Agent K: I promised the secrets of the universe, nothing more.
Agent J: [on phone]Well, what other secrets are there?

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[from trailer]Young Agent K: Okay, future man, where to?
Agent J: First of all, I'm gonna need my gun. [K gives J a pistol]
Agent J: No no no, space gun!

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Agent J: I was on my way to my girlfriend's house.
Young Agent K: What's your girlfriend's name?
Agent J: Shh... [pauses, thinking]
Agent J: Darren.
Young Agent K: Schdarren?

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[J is able to rewind time and evade Boris's attack]Boris The Animal: It's not possible...
Agent J: Let's agree to disagree! [knocks Boris into a jet blast]
Boris The Animal: [falling]IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!

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Young Agent K: You said we don't talk, right? Go ahead, ask me any question. Anything you want, just as long as it doesn't have to do with the case... just let her rip.
Agent J: What's up with you and O?
Young Agent K: Me and O?
Agent J: Yeah, you and O.
Young Agent K: All right, all right... all right, this is it. A while back, I was assigned to keep tabs on a musician, Mick Jagger. He was in this British group, Rolling Stones...
Agent J: Rings a bell.
Young Agent K: We believed he's on the planet to breed with Earth women, so I was in London and that's when I met O. She's smart, funny... great smile and we find ourselves in this pub, Whistler's Bar, warm beer and the worst food you ever ate. We just played darts till the sun came up, neither of us wanted to leave...
Agent J: What the hell happened to you, man?
Young Agent K: I don't know, it hasn't happened yet? Come on, what about you slick? In the future you got yourself a girl?
Agent J: I got you!

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Griffin: Sir, if I may... [touches the Colonel's arm]

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Colonel: [watches Apollo 11 take off]Ain't that a sight.
Young Agent K: You want to see more, there's an job opening for you in our agency.
Colonel: I wish I could...

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Young Agent K: Why don't you come with me to Room 43 for one final enquiry: an eye exam.
Agent J: [at Room 43]That's not an eye exam... that's a big-ass neuralyzer!
Young Agent K: You sure have a lot of information for a fella who doesn't know anything.

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Agent O: Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to.
Agent J: It's funny, K said exactly the same thing.
Agent O: He's a very wise man.

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Agent J: [re: the Colonel]Hey, you did your future thing on him. What did you show him?
Griffin: Only what he needed to see.

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[from trailer]Agent K: There are things out there you don't need to know about.
Agent J: That's not the lie you told me when you recruited me!

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[from trailer]Agent J: [to K]I am getting too old for this. I can only imagine how YOU feel.

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Boris The Animal: I win! I'm better than me.
Young Agent K: [Blows off Boris's arm]

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Colonel: Where's your partner?
Young Agent K: He's fine, he went back home.
Colonel: How's that work?
Young Agent K: You got me!

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Boris The Animal: Let's rewrite history, shall we, K?

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[about to be neuralyzed]Agent J: K, if you see Boris tomorrow, kill him! Don't arrest him, just kill him!

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