Men Behaving Badly Quote

[Tony is trying to destroy a giant plastic fish with a finger-nail-file]
Deborah: I saw Gary kissing a woman.
[Tony stops filing]
Tony: A woman other than Dorothy?
Deborah: Yes.
Tony: Are you sure it wasn't Dorothy in disguise?
Deborah: Yes.
Tony: Or someone disguised as Gary?
Deborah: Yes.
Tony: Blimey... Wayhey!
Deborah: No, Tony, not "wayhey".
Tony: No, not "wayhey", sorry.
Deborah: Gary seemed really keen on this girl, and Dorothy thinks she's pregnant, it's all a big mess.
Tony: Oh, yes. Still, wayhey!
Deborah: No!
Tony: No. No, not, no.
Deborah: Talk to Gary, he'll listen to you.
Tony: He doesn't do anything I tell him to do, except for his Ken Dodd impression, he doesn't mind doing that.
Deborah: Well, find this girl, warn her off Gary. She's one of the delegates. I think her name's Wendy. Here...
[She takes one of Gary's suits from the cupboard]
...wear this, and mingle.
Tony: Alright, but you must stay, and file my fish.
Deborah: No.

TV Show: Men Behaving Badly

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