Men Behaving Badly Quote

[on his daffodil present to Deborah being thrown away]
Tony: Excuse me! That was a present.
Ray: Oh, yeah, right, I could tell it was from you, it was scrawny, served no obvious purpose, and neither of us liked it.
Tony: Well, I'll have it back then, please.
Deborah: Why?
Tony: I wanna do some cuttings.
Deborah: How can you do cuttings from a dead daffodil?
Tony: You make incisions in the green, middle, stick-y bit, put it in the airing cupboard, couple of days, hey-presto... tulips!

TV Show: Men Behaving Badly

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