McCanick Quotes

Eugene 'Mack' McCanick: Something funny, you fat fuck?

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Simon Weeks: What do you want from me?

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Eugene 'Mack' McCanick: Fucking minivans.

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Eugene 'Mack' McCanick: It's good you're reading a book.
Floyd Intrator: Oh yeah?
Eugene 'Mack' McCanick: It's good for a kid like you.

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Eugene 'Mack' McCanick: Look at them. Car full of fucking suburban soccer kids, I hate them.
Floyd Intrator: It's a ray of sunshine, aren't you? Anything else you don't hate?
Eugene 'Mack' McCanick: Jerry Lewis.
Floyd Intrator: That's random. Jerry Lewis?
Eugene 'Mack' McCanick: Jerry Lewis is not random.

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Simon Weeks: I don't wanna die.

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Quinn: Hey, know what a cop should do on his birthday?
Eugene 'Mack' McCanick: What's that?
Quinn: Not get killed.

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Eugene 'Mack' McCanick: I hate pawnshops. They're the unwiped assholes of commerce.

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