Married with Children Quote

Al: Well, let's see: I have an unemployed actress for a daughter... a son who'd have sex with a fire hydrant.
Peg: Oh, happy day. My TV Guide cover collector plates are here.
Al: Gee, I wonder where the next bolt of lightning will strike.
TV Show: Married... with Children
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