Madames Place Quotes

Cousin Charlie: [as Mae West] Oh, I always said that Sex is a misdemeanor. D' more you miss, d' meaner you get.

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Cousin Charlie: Is it true darling that on your license plate it says For Covered Wagons Only?

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Madame: Don't you recognize me? I'm your cousin Madame!
Cousin Charlie: Oh, yes. Now I remember. Your mother called you Madame because she couldn't spell Blech! [shakes ashes from his cigarette into Madame's mouth]
Madame: Ptoo! What an ash!

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