Mad TV Quote

Mrs. Campbell: Now see, that is why I never did buy a gun is because I just don't think shooting yourself sounds like any fun!
Man: Lady, I didn't do it on purpose.
Mrs. Campbell: You didn't? Well, now, let me ask you a question... do you have a television?
Man: Yes.
Mrs. Campbell: Have you ever seen this TV show? It's called The News...?

TV Show: Mad TV

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