Love Stinks Quotes

Chelsea: All I ever wanted to do was spend my life loving you, you disgusting sack of ****.
Seth: If that's all you wanted, then why did you hire the sleaziest lawyer in town, you pathologically deluded, morally bankrupt, in-denial, self-esteem-deficient ***** on wheels?
Chelsea: I am NOT in denial.

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Seth: But we agreed to $100,000. We shook on it. We had sex on it.
Chelsea: Hate sex.

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Seth: Back to Hell demon. Back to Hell.

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