Love Is Thicker Than Water Quotes

[First lines] Vida: I'm not picking that up. Not until you say sorry.
Arthur: Well, then it'll stay there till a new owner moves in, or you get a new boyfriend.

Movie: Love Is Thicker Than Water
Arthur: You sound sexy when you disagree.
Vida: I always disagree.
Arthur: And you'll always be sexy.

Movie: Love Is Thicker Than Water
Arthur: I never show it to anyone.
Vida: You just showed it to me so you could fuck me. [pause]
Vida: Isn't that another one of your talents?

Movie: Love Is Thicker Than Water
Arthur: Only thing they care about is rugby, beer and three minutes of sex before midnight.
Vida: [laughs]Yeah. Those are the *men*. What about the women?
Arthur: Uh, five minutes?

Movie: Love Is Thicker Than Water
Vida: If more men were like you, my mum would be out of a job.
Llion: Is she a prostitute?
Vida: No, she's a divorce lawyer.

Movie: Love Is Thicker Than Water
Arthur: How do you feel?
Vida: Oh, you wanna have sex in the car!

Movie: Love Is Thicker Than Water
Arthur: We're having an argument and you give me a really expensive camera?
Vida: Yeah. Life's a weird bitch.

Movie: Love Is Thicker Than Water
George: Engorge voos flus vuse companies. It's french.
Levi: Oh yes, it's the French national anthem, it's the La Marseillaise, yeah. Ah! ?gorger vos fils, vos compagnes! It's, um... it means the enemy is coming to *slit* the throats of our sons. And our women's. It's a pretty bloody text actually.
George: Well, I only play the music.

Movie: Love Is Thicker Than Water