Lloyd the Conqueror Quotes

Jorgen: Magic is for the weak!

Movie: Lloyd the Conqueror
Andy: I am a level 80 wizard. I don't have to do anything.

Movie: Lloyd the Conqueror
Patrick: Don't you just bash each other over the head with foam swords?
Andy: That's like saying that sex is just wrestling with your clothes off.
Patrick: Have you even had sex?
Andy: I have wrestled with my clothes off.

Movie: Lloyd the Conqueror