Lewis Black - Black on Broadway Quotes
Lewis Black: A father and two sons run Adelphia. It's a cable company. And they took from that company a billion dollars. A billion. Three people... THREE people took a billion dollars. What were they gonna do, start their own space program? Let's send the monkey to Mars, Dad!
TV Show: Lewis Black - Black on Broadway
Lewis Black: Lactose intolerant milk? Kiss my dick! If you're lactose intolerant you can't drink milk. So what's in the ****ing carton? Get it out of there, get it away from my milk. It is talking to my milk and making it feel bad about itself.
TV Show: Lewis Black - Black on Broadway