Legion of Doom Quotes
Philip: What are you doing tomorrow?
Frank: Nothing. Nothing. I'm gonna sit at home... I'm gonna sit at home, I'm gonna fuckin' jerk off, and I'm gonna cry.
Frank: Nothing. Nothing. I'm gonna sit at home... I'm gonna sit at home, I'm gonna fuckin' jerk off, and I'm gonna cry.
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Olivia: What have you done to show me you love me? When have you even done one nice thing for me?
Frank: I bought you the taco-in-a-bag!
Frank: I bought you the taco-in-a-bag!
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Harper: Yeah, you can't just surf on couches.
Philip: Yeah. It's not easy surfing on a couch. There's not a lot of water around.
Philip: Yeah. It's not easy surfing on a couch. There's not a lot of water around.
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Yanek: [speaking as Batman wearing homemade bat ears]I used to put fear in these criminals in Gotham. Now I'm nothing... I just sit here, drinking beer, watching wrestling. Some next shit right here.
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Danish: Basement's pretty damn creepy.
Philip: Eh, it's where we keep the babies.
Danish: Wonderful.
Philip: Eh, it's where we keep the babies.
Danish: Wonderful.
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[discussing Olivia's new boyfriend] Philip: So yeah. You gonna be all right? Frank?
Frank: No, I'm gonna kill him.
Philip: You can't just fuckin' kill a dude.
Frank: Yeah.
Philip: What, you're just gonna fuckin' walk up to him and gut him?
Frank: I'm gonna find him and I'm gonna gut him... And I'm gonna cut his face off.
Frank: No, I'm gonna kill him.
Philip: You can't just fuckin' kill a dude.
Frank: Yeah.
Philip: What, you're just gonna fuckin' walk up to him and gut him?
Frank: I'm gonna find him and I'm gonna gut him... And I'm gonna cut his face off.
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Philip: I had dreams once... I had a wall of dreams once.
Yanek: I had a dream too. To become the best tap dancer this country's ever seen.
Yanek: I had a dream too. To become the best tap dancer this country's ever seen.
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[driving home] Philip: You know what we should do?
Frank: What?
Philip: Fuckin' go to Coney Island right now.
Frank: We should totally go to Coney Island!
Philip: Just get on the highway! Get on the highway, we'll go to Coney Island. Get on...
Frank: I have things to do.
Frank: Driver...
Frank: I actually...
Philip: Driver!
Frank: I actually have a life!
Philip: DRIVER! Coney Island please.
Frank: What?
Philip: Fuckin' go to Coney Island right now.
Frank: We should totally go to Coney Island!
Philip: Just get on the highway! Get on the highway, we'll go to Coney Island. Get on...
Frank: I have things to do.
Frank: Driver...
Frank: I actually...
Philip: Driver!
Frank: I actually have a life!
Philip: DRIVER! Coney Island please.
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[overhearing loud aggressive sex in the next room] Philip: They're having a good time.
Danish: It's a women's prison, man. It's kinda hard when there's nothing to stick in it.
Danish: It's a women's prison, man. It's kinda hard when there's nothing to stick in it.
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