Larry the Cable Guy - Git-R-Done (V) Quotes

Larry The Cable Guy: I tell you'at! That was scarrier than Richard Simmons chasin' after you w/ a box of rubbers! that's pretty scary! I tell you'at! I don't give a d@mn who y'are! that's hil-LARRy-ous right there! 'at's funny!

Movie: Larry the Cable Guy - Git-R-Done (V)
Larry The Cable Guy: This lady's sewing EVERYBODY int he whole friggin' county! She's like - shes like: "my husband got his leg bit by a shark and no one jumped in and saved him" NO $#*+ LADY! It's a friggin' shark! Get off your fat@$$ and save him! That's jus' like asking a retard to go out and beat up Jackie Chan! Well the waterhead's gonna get his@$$ kicked! I tell ya, put that shark out in the parking lot of Wal mart, I'll kick the $#%~ outa him! I'll beat him silly aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall day long! GIT-R-DONE!

Movie: Larry the Cable Guy - Git-R-Done (V)