Langt fra Las Vegas Quotes
Casper Christensen: Look...I'm a little horny right now so I'll just go and pick up a chick and screw her and then we can grab a beer afterwards, okay
Kenny Nickelman: That's been noted sir!
Casper Christensen: All right champ! [Casper leaves]
Kenny Nickelman: [talking into a tape recorder] Don't envy him, Kenny! You can do a lot of other things, you're fx. helping Kim with her book.... I ALSO WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH A RANDOM WOMAN! [Kenny puts the recorder in his pocket, gives a relived sigh and leaves]
Kenny Nickelman: That's been noted sir!
Casper Christensen: All right champ! [Casper leaves]
Kenny Nickelman: [talking into a tape recorder] Don't envy him, Kenny! You can do a lot of other things, you're fx. helping Kim with her book.... I ALSO WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH A RANDOM WOMAN! [Kenny puts the recorder in his pocket, gives a relived sigh and leaves]
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Casper Christensen: There's a clown at our place right now and he's made a training boot camp in my apartment! I tell you Kenny, i'm afraid to go home. I always had a big fear of clowns, I don't know why.
Kenny Nickelman: Of course you are...They use make-up and lipstick...It's drag-queens for kids!
Casper Christensen: No it's not that... I just don't like the way they behave!
Kenny Nickelman: Ohhhh, then you better watch out when you come home... Maybe he'll give you a blow in the baloon!
Kenny Nickelman: Of course you are...They use make-up and lipstick...It's drag-queens for kids!
Casper Christensen: No it's not that... I just don't like the way they behave!
Kenny Nickelman: Ohhhh, then you better watch out when you come home... Maybe he'll give you a blow in the baloon!
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Liva Iberhart: [Liva has been cheating on her boyfriend with Casper] I gotta hurry back home, Henrik is usually in the mood for sex every second year... that fits well right now!
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Niels Buckingham: Bravo Casper! You delivered a fabulous show!
Casper Christensen: [optimistic] Yeah? Did you think it was fun?
Niels Buckingham: You know I got no humor... But I could tell by the audience.
Casper Christensen: So you have stopped considering firing me?
Niels Buckingham: No, no... I still consider it... That's just the way I am... Bye-bye
Casper Christensen: [optimistic] Yeah? Did you think it was fun?
Niels Buckingham: You know I got no humor... But I could tell by the audience.
Casper Christensen: So you have stopped considering firing me?
Niels Buckingham: No, no... I still consider it... That's just the way I am... Bye-bye
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