King-Size Canary Quotes

Mouse: Hey, wait a minute, pal! What are you trying to do, eat me?
Cat: Duh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mouse: Well forget it, pal. I've seen this cartoon before; and believe me, if you're smart, you won't eat me; 'cause before this picture's over, I save your life.
Cat: Duh, yeah, b-but I'm hungry.
Mouse: All right then. On the next room, you'll find a great, big, fat, juicy canary. Eat him.

Movie: King-Size Canary
Raynelle: [reading Marguerite's letter] I didn't see you in church this Sunday, I guess there must've been something good on TV, again... I know how you like that wrestling program.
Woodrow 'Bud' Slocumb: Damn straight.
Raynelle: [reading] I wonder if they'll have TV in Hell?

Movie: King-Size Canary
Ray Bud Slocumb: [describing Lucille's last pregnancy] I just wish she'd quit trying, the last one was the absolute worst. The doctor told her if she didn't want to lose it she'd have to lay flat on her back, not move for nothing. So we talked about it, decided to give it one more try. She fell asleep, I went to Rexall to get a prescription filled, got her a bedpan, got one of those chicken buckets incase she had to go while I was gone, took a little longer than I thought. When I got back, she'd lost it and didn't even know it.

Movie: King-Size Canary