Fright Night Quotes

Charley Brewster: Jerry Dandrige was a serial killer cult worshiper kidnapper. He abducted my friend Ed Thompson and my girlfriend Amy.

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Evil Ed Thompson: Oh, you're so COOL, Brewster!

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[Peter Vincent has just hurt the vampire Evil Ed with a crucifix]
Evil Ed: The master will kill you for this! But not fast. Slowly! Oh, so slowly!

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[two bouncers take away Charlie and Amy]
Club Rate Bouncer #2: I got him!
Jerry Dandrige: He's mine.
Club Rate Bouncer #1: You want chicken, man, you go someplace else.
Jerry Dandrige: Out of my way!
Club Rate Bouncer #1: Move me! [Jerry's hand changes, his eyes glow red, and reveals a set of fangs]
Club Rate Bouncer #1: LEON!

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[Peter Vincent has just hurt the vampire Evil Ed with a crucifix]
Evil Ed: The master will kill you for this! But not fast. Slowly! Oh, so slowly!

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Charley Brewster: You read way too much Twilight.
Ed Lee: That's fiction, okay. This is real. He's a real monster and he's not brooding, or lovesick, or noble. He's the fucking shark from Jaws. He kills, he feeds, and he doesn't stop until everybody around him is dead. And I seriously am so angry you think I read Twilight.

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Ginger: Good show tonight right, baby-cakes?
Peter Vincent: You were late again on the Devil's Torture Chamber.
Ginger: I have something for you, look. [she gives him the middle finger]
Ginger: You were early again. In the bedroom.
Peter Vincent: Fuck you!
Ginger: I will fuck myself. Someone's gotta do it.

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Peter Vincent: Don't do anything I wouldn't do. That doesn't narrow it down. That's like, mini-golf and sushi.

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Jerry: [to Peter]Look at you all grown up. Welcome to Fright Night. For real. [Peter tries to shoot him but misses]
Jerry: You've got your mother's eyes. [Peter misses again]
Jerry: And you're father's aim.

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Charley Brewster: Wait a minute. You get deliveries this late?
Peter Vincent: Yeah. Um, no. I don't know.
Charley Brewster: Oh, shit. No. You said that guy could come in. That's a...
Ed Lee: [interrupting]That's an invitation, airhead.

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Ed Lee: I really hate to be the one to tell you this, but that guy - your neighbor; yeah, he's a vampire, man.
Charley Brewster: My neighbor?
Ed Lee: Yeah.
Charley Brewster: Next door?
Ed Lee: Yeah.
Charley Brewster: Jerry. I just met him.
Ed Lee: Okay. Jerry.
Charley Brewster: That is a terrible vampire name. Jerry?
Ed Lee: I didn't name him, man. I'm just reporting the facts.

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Jerry: This girl tonight. She's a handful, you know? Women who look a certain way, they... they need to be managed. It's true. Your dad ducked out on you, huh? Your mom, she didn't exactly say, but there's a kind of... neglect. Gives off a scent. You don't mind my saying, you got a lot on your shoulders for a kid. The two of you, alone. And your girl... Amy. She's ripe. I bet there's a line of guys dying to pluck that. Your mom, too. You don't see it. Maybe you do, but she's putting it out. It's on you to look after them. You up for that, guy?
Charley Brewster: I think I can manage.
Jerry: Good. Because there's a lot of bad people out there, Charley. Everyone's got to look after his own business.

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Jane Brewster: You know, getting what you want can be stressful. Especially when you're not used to getting it. More to lose.

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Jerry: [to Ed]You've been watching me. I've been watching you. It seems fair.

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Charley Brewster: Ed came to me, and I turned my back on him.
Amy: How were you supposed to believe him?
Charley Brewster: I mean, he begged me. I mean, he really... And he was my best friend.
Amy: I know but, Charley, people, they change.
Charley Brewster: Yeah, and I just changed into a dick.

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Peter Vincent: How did you get in here?
Charley Brewster: Well security is a little lax since everybody got their throat torn out.

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Peter Vincent: I'm a great date. Get me drunk, and I'll try anything.

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Peter Vincent: [grabbing his crotch]Leather, it doesn't breathe, you know? Fucking rashes are fucking killing me!

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Peter Vincent: You think I'm hanging out with Dracula? And the Easter Bunny? Fuck off!

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Peter Vincent: Let's kill something.

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Peter Vincent: Ginger, we got a delivery.
Ginger: [eating ice cream]I'm watching my program! You get it!
Peter Vincent: You're TiVo-ing it, you lazy cow!

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Amy: Charley's going to come. He's gonna find me.
Jerry: I'm counting on it.

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Charley Brewster: You think if you live and we all die, you'll be able to get us out of your head?
Peter Vincent: No, I know I won't. I never could after the first time. So I told myself that I made it up. I was a kid. Figured it was easier to believe in monsters.
Charley Brewster: Made what up?
Peter Vincent: The vampire that killed my parents, but not me. You think I collected all this stuff because it was bitching?

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Jerry: You smell that? It's your fear. [Jerry hisses at a ray of sunlight]
Jerry: It's intoxicating. It's a very specific scent, Charley.

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[after Jerry blows up the Brewster house]Jerry: I don't need an invitation if there's no house.

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Jerry: I'll catch you later.

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[first lines]Commercial Announcer: Defy reason. Defy everything you know. A mind blowing experience of the occult and supernatural. Peter Vincent. A magical tour de force. Peter Vincent. Welcome to Fright Night. Onstage at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas.

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Jane Brewster: Hey, kid. Don't leer at the neighbors.
Charley Brewster: Hey, she's the one that put the word on her butt. I'm just reading it.

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Jane Brewster: Ed called. Again.
Charley Brewster: Oh yeah?
Jane Brewster: I'm tired of making excuses for you, Charley. If you don't want to talk to him, just tell him.
Charley Brewster: Kind of defeats the purpose.

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Peter Vincent: [to Charley]I'm gonna pop your cherry.

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