Killer Nerd Quotes

Receptionist: Can I help you?
Harold Kunkle: Yes! Today is the first day of the rest of my life. Life has given me lemons, and I'm going to make lemonade. I got a tiger by his tail and he's mean! I got a stiff upper lip and a tight ass.
Receptionist: Uh-huh. Well what can I do for you?

Movie: Killer Nerd