Kill Bill - Vol. 1 Quotes

The Bride : [ in Japanese ] O-Ren Ishii! You and I have unfinished business!

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[ last lines ]
Bill : One more thing, Sofie... is she aware her daughter is still alive?

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The Bride : [ voiceover narration ] As I lay in the back of Buck's truck, trying to will my limbs out of entropy, I could see the faces of the cunts that did this to me and the dicks responsible. Members all of the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad. When fortune smiles on something as violent and ugly as revenge, it seems proof like no other, that not only does God exist, you're doing His will.

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Sushi Bar Assistant : [ Japanese ] What'd ya want?
The Bride : [ English ] I beg your pardon?
Hattori Hanzo : [ English ] Oh..."drink" [ makes drinking motion with hand ]
The Bride : [ English ] Oh, yes, a bottle of warm sake please.
Hattori Hanzo : [ English ] Warm sake? VERY GOOD.
Hattori Hanzo : [ Japanese ] One warm sake.
Sushi Bar Assistant : [ Japanese ] Sake? In the middle of the day?
Hattori Hanzo : [ Japanese ] Day, night, afternoon, who gives a damn? Get the sake!
Sushi Bar Assistant : [ Japanese ] How come I always have to get the sake? You listen well... for thirty years, you make the fish, I get the sake. If this were the military, I'd be General by now!
Hattori Hanzo : [ Japanese ] Oh, so you'd be General, huh? If you were General, I'd be Emperor, and you'd STILL get the sake! So shut up and get the sake!
Hattori Hanzo : [ English ] Do you understand?

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Hattori Hanzo : Revenge is never a straight line. It's a forest, And like a forest it's easy to lose your way... To get lost... To forget where you came in.

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O-Ren Ishii : Your instrument is quite impressive. Where was it made?
The Bride : Okinawa.
O-Ren Ishii : [ in Japanese ] Whom in Okinawa made you this steel?
The Bride : [ in Japanese ] Hattori Hanzo.
O-Ren Ishii : [ in Japanese ] YOU LIE! [ the Bride shows Hattori Hanzo marking on sword ]
O-Ren Ishii : [ in Japanese ] Swords however, never get tired. I hope you saved your energy. If you haven't... You may not last five minutes. But as last looks go, you could do worse.

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O-Ren Ishii : [ her last lines ] That really was a Hattori Hanzo sword.

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Elle Driver : Hello, Bill.
Bill : What's her condition?
Elle Driver : Comatose.
Bill : Where is she?
Elle Driver : I'm standing over her right now.
Bill : That's my girl. Elle, you're gonna have to abort the mission.
Elle Driver : WHAT?
Bill : We owe her better than that.
Elle Driver : NO YOU DON'T! YOU DON'T OWE HER SHIT!
Bill : Will you keep your voice down?
Elle Driver : [ whispering ] You don't owe her shit!
Bill : May I say one thing?
Elle Driver : Speak.
Bill : Y'all beat the hell out of that woman, but you didn't kill her. And I put a bullet in her head, but her heart just kept on beatin'. Now, you saw that yourself with your own beautiful blue eye, did you not? We've done a lot of things to this lady. And if she ever wakes up, we'll do a whole lot more. But one thing we won't do is sneak into her room in the night like a filthy rat and kill her in her sleep. And the reason we won't do that thing is because... that thing would lower us. Don't you agree, Miss Driver?
Elle Driver : I guess.
Bill : Do you really have to guess?
Elle Driver : [ sighs ] No. I don't really have to guess. I know.
Bill : Come on home, honey.
Elle Driver : Affirmative.
Bill : I love you very much.
Elle Driver : I love you, too. Bye-bye.

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Sushi Bar Assistant : [ in Japanese ] I'm not bald, okay? I shaved my head.
Sushi Bar Assistant : [ in English ] Understand?

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Hattori Hanzo : Funny, you like samurai swords... I like baseball.

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Earl McGraw : Well, give me the gory details, Son Number One.
Edgar McGraw : It's a goddamn massacre, Pop. They wiped out the whole wedding party, execution-style.
Earl McGraw : Give me a figure.
Edgar McGraw : Nine dead bodies. And we're talking the whole she-bang: bride, groom, reverend, reverend's wife... hell, they even shot that old colored fella that plays the organ.
Earl McGraw : It would appear someone objected to this union and wasn't able to hold their peace.

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Edgar McGraw : What'd I tell you, Pop? It's like a goddamn Nicaraguan death squad.
Earl McGraw : You'd better shit-can that blasphemy, boy. You're in a house of worship.

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Earl McGraw : Well, this is definitely the work of professionals. I'd guess-timate Mexican Mafia hit squad. Four, maybe five strong.
Edgar McGraw : How can you tell?
Earl McGraw : Well, a sure and steady hand did this. This ain't no squirrelly amateur. This is the work of a salty dog. You can tell by the cleanliness of the carnage. Now a kill-crazy rampage though it may be, all the colors are kept within the lines. If you was a moron, you could almost admire it.

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Earl McGraw : Who's the bride?
Edgar McGraw : Don't know. The name on the marriage certificate is "Arlene Machiavelli." That's a fake. We've all just been calling her "The Bride" on account of the dress.
Earl McGraw : You can tell she was pregnant. Man'd have to be a mad dog to shoot a goddamn good-looking gal like that in the head. Look at her. Hay-colored hair, big eyes. She's a little blood-spattered angel.

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[ looking at the Bride in her coma ]
Buck : Price is $75 a fuck, my friend. You getting your freak on, or what?
Trucker : Oh yeah, boy. [ gives Buck the money ]
Buck : Now here are the rules. Rule Number One: no punching her. The nurse comes in tomorrow and she got a shiner or less some teeth, jig's up. So, no knuckle sandwiches under no circumstances. And by the way, this little cunt's a spitter. It's a motor-reflex thing. But spit or not, no punching. Now, are we absolutely, positively clear on Rule Number One?
Trucker : Yeah.
Buck : Good. Now, Rule Number Two: no monkey bites, and no hickeys. In fact, no leaving no marks of any kind on her. After that, it's all good, buddy. Now, her plumbing down there don't work no more, so feel free to come in her all you want. Keep the noise down, try not to make a mess. I'll be back in twenty. [ Buck starts to leave, but snaps his fingers and turns back ]
Buck : Oh, shit! By the way, not every time but sometimes this chick's cooch will get drier than a bucket of sand. If she's dry, just lube up with this, [ tosses him a jar labeled "VasaLube" ]
Buck : and you'll be good to go. Bon Appetite, good buddy.

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The Bride : [ English ] I've kept you alive for two reasons. And the first reason is information.
Sofie Fatale : [ French ] Burn in hell, blonde bitch! I'll tell you nothing!
The Bride : [ English ] But I am gonna ask you questions. And every time you don't give me answers, I'm gonna cut something off. And I promise you, they will be things you will miss. Give me your other arm! [ Sophie screams ]

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Bill : Sofie, Sofie, my Sofie. I'm so sorry.
Sofie Fatale : Please... please forgive my betrayal.
Bill : No more of that.
Sofie Fatale : But still...
Bill : But still nothing. Nothing, except my aching heart, at what she's done to my beautiful and brilliant Sofie.

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O-Ren Ishii : [ in Japanse; subtitled ] For ridiculing you earlier, I apologize.
The Bride : [ in Japanse; subtitled ] Accepted.

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The Bride : [ after finally getting her big toe to move ] Hard part's over. Now let's get these other piggies wiggling.

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The Bride : [ after quickly dispatching six Crazy 88's ] So, O-Ren? Any more subordinates for me to kill?

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The Bride : Then give me one of these.
Hattori Hanzo : They're not for sale.
The Bride : I didn't say "sell me" I said give me.
Hattori Hanzo : [ laughs ] Why should I help you?
The Bride : Because my vermin is a former student of yours. And considering the student, I'd say you have a rather *large* obligation. [ long pause. Hanzo walks to the window and writes Bill's name ]
Hattori Hanzo : [ in Japanese ] You can sleep here. It will take me a month to make the sword. I suggest you spend it practicing.

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Copperhead : We'll have us a knife fight.

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Hattori Hanzo : [ in Japanese ] I'm retired.

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Hattori Hanzo : [ in Japanese ] Yellow-haired warrior. Go.

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The Bride : [ in Japanese ] Go-Go, right?
Go Go Yubari : [ in Japanese ] Bingo. And you're Black Mamba.
The Bride : Our reputations precede us.
Go Go Yubari : Don't they?

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The Bride : [ spanking a young member of the Crazy 88s with her sword ] This is what you get for fucking around with Yakuzas! [ with a last spank, lets him go ]
The Bride : Go home to your mother!

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[ last lines ]
Bill : Just one more thing Sofie. Is she aware her daughter is alive?

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Bill : What's her condition?
Elle Driver : Comatose
Bill : Where is she?
Elle Driver : I'm standing over her now
Bill : That's my girl. Elle you're going to abort the mission.
Elle Driver : [ screams ] What?
Bill : We owe her better than that.
Elle Driver : Oh You don't owe her shit!
Bill : Would you keep your voice down?
Elle Driver : [ whispers angrily ] You don't owe her shit!
Bill : May I say one thing?
Elle Driver : Speak.
Bill : Ya'll beat the hell out of that woman but you didn't kill her. And I put a bullet in her head but her heart just kept on beating. Now you saw that with your own beautiful blue eye did you not? We've done a lot of things to this lady. And if she ever wakes up we'll do a whole lot more. But one thing we won't do is sneak into her room in the night like a filthy rat and kill her in her sleep. And the reason we won't do that thing is because that thing would lower us. Don't you agree Miss Driver?
Elle Driver : [ sadly ] I guess
Bill : Do you really have to guess?
Elle Driver : No. I don't really have to guess. I know.
Bill : Come on home honey.
Elle Driver : Affirmitive.
Bill : I love you very much.
Elle Driver : I love you too. Buh-bye

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Copperhead : Look, if I could go back in a machine, I would. But I can't. All can tell you is that I'm a different person now.
The Bride : Oh great. I don't care.
Copperhead : Be that as it may, I know I don't deserve your mercy or your forgiveness. However, I beseech you for both on behalf of my daughter.
The Bride : Bitch, you can stop right there. Just because I have no wish to murder you in front of your daughter doesn't mean that parading her around in front of me will inspire sympathy. You and I have unfinished business. And not a goddamned thing you've done in the subsequent four years including getting knocked up is going to change that.
Copperhead : So when do we do this?
The Bride : It all depends. When do you want to die? Tomorrow? The day after tomorrow?
Copperhead : How about tonight, bitch?
The Bride : Splendid. Where?
Copperhead : There's a baseball diamond where I coach Little League about a mile from here. We meet there around in the morning dressed all in black. Your hair in a black stocking. And we have us a knife fight. We won't be bothered. Now... I have to fix Nikki's cereal.

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