8 Simple Rules... for Dating My Teenage Daughter Quotes

Bridget: And we both met great guys! [... ]
Cate: So, Where'd you meet these guys?
Kerry, Bridget: [simultaneously] At the mall.
Cate: And, uh, what's their names?
Kerry, Bridget: [simultaneously] Tyler.

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Bridget: Mom, please don't ground me.
Cate: I won't.
Bridget: Oh wow it really works. Mom, can I have twenty dollars.
Cate: No.
Cate: You're not grounded. You're going to help me with the gardening and cleaning the rain gutters.
Bridget: But what about my nails?
Cate: I guess you'll have to cut them back.
Bridget: [to CJ] This is all your fault.
Bridget: I figured out what CJ stands for... Benedict Arnold.
C.J.: That would hurt if it made any sense.

Movie: 8 Simple Rules... for Dating My Teenage Daughter
Paul: You know how I want your sisters to date only the good guys? Well, I want you to be good guy.
Rory: You want me to date my sisters?

Movie: 8 Simple Rules... for Dating My Teenage Daughter
[after Kyle gets off the phone with a girl named Lindsay]
Kyle: Uh, Mr. Hennessy -...
Paul: Please, Sensei. Lindsay, huh? You have other girlfriends, Kyle, and that's fine with me.
Kyle: Sweet!
Paul: As long as it's okay with my daughter. Otherwise, you will continue to date her and no one but her, until she is finished with you. Because if you make her cry, I will make you cry.

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[Bridget walks downstairs dressed in tight pants and a short shirt]
Paul: Uh, Bridget, why are you dressed like that?
Kerry: Must be casual sex day at school.
Bridget: Hey, at least I get... [Paul turns to Bridget]
Bridget: ...Look good.
Paul: Okay, Cupcake, I think you missed the word under in underwear because I can see your bra and that slingshot your wearing under your pants.
Bridget: It's a thong.
Paul: It's floss.
Bridget: I can't wear anything else. Panty lines - Hello?
Paul: Panty lines - Hello, are fine. Actually they were a pretty big deal in my day.
Bridget: Well, we're the thong generation.
Paul: Well, maybe that's why your generation is so angry. Your always walking around with a wedgie!

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[after tricking C.J. into driving to Canada for no reason]
Jim: The pain in my hip is still here, but the pain in my ass is in Canada!

Movie: 8 Simple Rules... for Dating My Teenage Daughter