Keanu Quotes

Clarence Goobril: Wordness to the turdness.
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Rell Williams: I loved you in The House Bunny.
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Keanu: Hello, Clarence. It's me, Keanu. Meow.
Clarence Goobril: Wait, are you Keanu Reeves?
Keanu: [laughs]Yeah, I'm your spirit teacher. People can't be excellent to you unless you're being excellent to yourself.
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Clarence Goobril: Oh my God, are those tiny penises? Please, Lord, let those be fingers.
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Clarence Goobril: Listen, if you let us go, I might be able to get you into a meeting of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee if they're not in a closed session!
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