The Secret Life of Pets Quotes

Snowball: [kisses Gidget, jumps off bridge]Remember me!

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Pops: This is uh, Puffball, Squash-Face, Weiner Dog, Yellow Bird, Eagle-Eye, Guinea Pig Joe. And, of course my, girlfriend Rhonda.

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Snowball: I feel heroic! And handsome! I'm a little wet, but I still look good. I look good.

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Chloe: Max, Come on, I'm your friend. Okay? And as your friend, I gotta be honest with you. I don't care about you or your problems.

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[from trailer] Gidget: Hey, Max.
Max: Hey, Gidget.
Gidget: Any plans today?
Max: Yes. Big, big stuff today, Gidget. I got big plans. I'm gonna sit here and I'm gonna wait for Katie to come back.
Gidget: Oh, that sounds exciting. Well, I won't interrupt. I've got a very busy day too. [sighs]

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Tiberius: Okay. He's too stupid to talk and too ugly to eat.
Gidget: [screams and tackles Ozone to the ground]I'm done playing nice! Where is Max?
Ozone: What? I-I...
Gidget: [Gidget slaps Ozone]Tell me! [slaps him again]
Ozone: Well I... I can't. [gets slapped again]
Ozone: Let me finish. [and slapped again]
Ozone: Ow! Help me! [and slapped again]
Gidget: Don't look at him! [slaps Ozone again]
Gidget: Look at me! Nobody can help you! Where is *Max*?

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Chloe: And, when that random cat tried to eat Sweet Pea, who saved him?
Buddy: It wasn't a random cat. It was you.
Chloe: The identity of the random cat is not the point. We're talking about who saved him!
Mel: Max did!

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Snowball: The revolution has begun! Liberated forever! Domesticated never!

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Buddy: [as they enter the sewer]What is that smell?
Pops: It's poo-poo with a dash of caca.

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Chloe: Because she's a dog person, Max. And dog people do weird, inexplicable things. Like... they get dogs instead of cats.

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Snowball: Who are we? *Who* are *we*? We are the Flushed Pets. Thrown away by our owners and now we are out for revenge! It's like a club, but with biting and scratching.

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Pops: Now, if we take the human route, getting there is gonna take days. You may have lots of time, but for me every breath is a cliffhanger.

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Snowball: Welcome my dogs! Oh, you guys look weird. Hurry up, come on in.
Buddy: You said it was a costume party!
Mel: Why do you listen to me?

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snowball: [to Snake's Guarding Door]the New Password is Don't Ask the Leader for the Password [Snake's Eye's Turn Green and Smile]
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Snowball: Death is coming to Brooklyn. And it's got buck teeth and a cotton tail!

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Pops: All right, party's over! *Myron*! *Vacuum*!

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Buddy: How you been, old timer?
Pops: Paralyzed. [Awkward pause]
Gidget: Great!

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Snowball: [seeing Max on Duke on a ferry]They're going to Brooklyn.
Tattoo: They say everyone's going to Brooklyn these days. It's making a real comeback.
Snowball: I'm not talking about hipster real estate trends. I'm talking vengeance, Tattoo!

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Snowball: [to Max]Can I call you Tiny Dog?

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Max: Maybe the legend of dogs coming from wolves is jus... is just wrong. Maybe, like, maybe one puppy asked his mom, Where did we come from? And the mom said Woof. And the kid was like, Oh wolves? And she was like, Yeah, fine.

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Snowball: That raccoon is lying. He's not the president.

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Pops: That ball of fluff's got a screw loose.

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[last lines] Max: Welcome home, Duke.
Duke: Thanks, Max.

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Max: [In the sewers with Snowball]The smell is disgusting... [Snowball glances at him suspiciously]
Max: ... ly good!

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Max: Do you see the van?
Snowball: Yeah, I see it... We're about to hit it

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Mel: I will never eat a pill like that again. Unless it's covered in peanut butter. Because, I mean, come on! Right? It's peanut butter!

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Max: [after Duke accidentally causes a vase to crash to the floor]Oh, Duke. Duke, Katie is not... Katie's gonna be so upset when she sees that... Katie's... gonna flip out... [looks around mischievously]
Max: ... when she sees how... you trashed her whole place.
Duke: Oh, it's just... [scratches behind ear]
Duke: It's just one vase.
Max: Is it, Duke? Is it? [Kicks a vase off a table]
Max: Oh that's a shame. [pushes a bunch of papers onto the ground]
Duke: What are you doing?
Max: Whoa, what am I doing? Nothing. I'm a cute little doggy. Katie knows I'd never do anything like this [pushes a table making it start to tip over]
Duke: No, no. Whoa! [runs and manages to keep the table from falling over]
Max: This can only be the work of... [pushes some books off a shelf]
Max: ... a dangerous stray, Who hasn't laid down a foundation of trust. [walks along a counter-top, knocking things over]
Max: You're the new dog. And, hey Duke, what'd you go and do this for? [pushes a bowl of fruit to the ground]
Duke: Oh! I'm gonna...
Max: What? Bite me? Rip my face off? Perfect. Wait till Katie finds out. [imitates an injured dog]
Max: Oh! Help, Katie! Thank goodness you're here! I tried to stop him, but he's crazy!

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Ozone: What's goin' on here?

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[first lines] Max: [narrating]I've lived in this city all my life. I'm Max. And I'm the luckiest dog in New York because of her. That's Katie. Katie and I, well, we have the perfect relationship. We met a few years ago and, boy, let me tell ya', we got along right away. You know, it was one of those relationships where... where you just know.

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Snowball: I feel heroic! And handsome! I'm a little wet, but I still look good...

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