Kaamelott Quotes
Karadoc, chevalier de Vannes: [Lancelot has just returned from a meeting with the King and Père Blaise to assess his heroic activities during the past week] How did it go?
Perceval, chevalier du pays de Galles: Are they happy?
Lancelot: I didn't have much this week. I saved an old man and his two sons from a forest fire.
Perceval, chevalier du pays de Galles: And the King wasn't impressed?
Lancelot: He's used to better from me.
Karadoc, chevalier de Vannes: Well that's all right, he's used to nothing at all from us.
Perceval, chevalier du pays de Galles: Are they happy?
Lancelot: I didn't have much this week. I saved an old man and his two sons from a forest fire.
Perceval, chevalier du pays de Galles: And the King wasn't impressed?
Lancelot: He's used to better from me.
Karadoc, chevalier de Vannes: Well that's all right, he's used to nothing at all from us.
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Lancelot: [regarding the chastity belt Arthur insists his wife wear] Think of it as traditional.
Guenièvre: Yeah, right, traditional. I have to walk around all day padlocked in an iron contraption.
Guenièvre: Yeah, right, traditional. I have to walk around all day padlocked in an iron contraption.
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Arthur, roi de Bretagne: [Arthur is questioning Lancelot about his conduct towards the Queen in the King's absence] So, when you're alone with the Queen, do you talk about me or not? [pause]
Arthur, roi de Bretagne: You don't want to answer.
Lancelot: I'm trying to decide, sire, which would make you more angry.
Arthur, roi de Bretagne: Either really.
Arthur, roi de Bretagne: You don't want to answer.
Lancelot: I'm trying to decide, sire, which would make you more angry.
Arthur, roi de Bretagne: Either really.
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Lancelot: Fear not, Sire, I will protect the queen from the ferocity of the beasts of the night.
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Séli, Guenièvre's mother: You know, the roof of your castle's falling apart.
Léodagan, roi de Carmélide: She's an expert on carpentry now.
Séli, Guenièvre's mother: I was sitting here at breakfast and a bird fell in my lap.
Guenièvre: A bird? [runs out of the room in a panic]
Séli, Guenièvre's mother: What did I say?
Léodagan, roi de Carmélide: Something stupid.
Léodagan, roi de Carmélide: She's an expert on carpentry now.
Séli, Guenièvre's mother: I was sitting here at breakfast and a bird fell in my lap.
Guenièvre: A bird? [runs out of the room in a panic]
Séli, Guenièvre's mother: What did I say?
Léodagan, roi de Carmélide: Something stupid.
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[Arthur, his knights and Père Blaise are meeting at the round table]
Galessin, Duc d'Orcanie: Sire, I'm trying to understand.
Calogrenant, Roi d'Ecosse: We've succeeded in catching the cattle thief, but he refuses to tell us the name of his accomplice: what are we waiting for?
Arthur, roi de Bretagne: What are we waiting for? [checking with Père Blaise]
Arthur, roi de Bretagne: He still doesn't want to talk? Père Blaise: Still not. He says that we get on his nerves.
Calogrenant, Roi d'Ecosse: Even better.
Galessin, Duc d'Orcanie: Who does he think we are, I ask you!
Bohort, chevalier: What do you want us to do about it?
Calogrenant, Roi d'Ecosse: We're not lacking in solutions. Léodagan, roi de Carmélide: It's true that it's curious, this not wanting to torture. Where does it come from?
Arthur, roi de Bretagne: It comes from my home. There's no torture, that's all.
Bohort, chevalier: It's good that.
Galessin, Duc d'Orcanie: Yes, it's very good. Very modern.
Calogrenant, Roi d'Ecosse: And while we're waiting the accomplice is getting away. Léodagan, roi de Carmélide: [to Arthur] Torture, it's not what you think! When it's done by a pro there's not a drop of blood.
Calogrenant, Roi d'Ecosse: Just taking the tools out he cracks.
Arthur, roi de Bretagne: And if he doesn't crack? Léodagan, roi de Carmélide: Ah well, then it's butchery!
Galessin, Duc d'Orcanie: Sire, I'm trying to understand.
Calogrenant, Roi d'Ecosse: We've succeeded in catching the cattle thief, but he refuses to tell us the name of his accomplice: what are we waiting for?
Arthur, roi de Bretagne: What are we waiting for? [checking with Père Blaise]
Arthur, roi de Bretagne: He still doesn't want to talk? Père Blaise: Still not. He says that we get on his nerves.
Calogrenant, Roi d'Ecosse: Even better.
Galessin, Duc d'Orcanie: Who does he think we are, I ask you!
Bohort, chevalier: What do you want us to do about it?
Calogrenant, Roi d'Ecosse: We're not lacking in solutions. Léodagan, roi de Carmélide: It's true that it's curious, this not wanting to torture. Where does it come from?
Arthur, roi de Bretagne: It comes from my home. There's no torture, that's all.
Bohort, chevalier: It's good that.
Galessin, Duc d'Orcanie: Yes, it's very good. Very modern.
Calogrenant, Roi d'Ecosse: And while we're waiting the accomplice is getting away. Léodagan, roi de Carmélide: [to Arthur] Torture, it's not what you think! When it's done by a pro there's not a drop of blood.
Calogrenant, Roi d'Ecosse: Just taking the tools out he cracks.
Arthur, roi de Bretagne: And if he doesn't crack? Léodagan, roi de Carmélide: Ah well, then it's butchery!
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