Joe Dirt Quotes

[Joe falls off a swing]
Joe Dirt: And at that moment I thought I might just lie there and never get up. I would just sit there and rot there, but then I looked up and saw the moon and got this weird feeling that Brandi was looking up at that same moon. Then I realized I had a home all along, in Silvertown.

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Joe Dirt: Things are gonna happen for me, I'm Joe Dirt.

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Joe Dirt: Turn it up

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Joe Dirt: Buffalo Bob's kind of a weird name, but people say Joe Dirt's a weird name and how cool am I?
Joe Dirt: [talking to Buffalo Bob] Hey to tell you the truth brother, between you and me, that thing with the dog is comin' off a little fruity. I mean that's just me. Hey, where's my supplies? [squeal of delight]
Joe Dirt: oh yeah, Auto Trader. Dang, August, I don't got this one.

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Robby: Def Leppard sucks!

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Zander Kelly: What's the story here, I'm a white trash idiot?

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