Jaws Quotes

Mayor Vaughn: [to reporter] I'm pleased and happy to repeat the news that we have, in fact, caught and killed a large predator that supposedly injured some bathers. But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the beaches are open and people are having a wonderful time. Amity, as you know, means friendship.

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Quint: Front, bow. Back, stern. If ya don't get it right, squirt, I throw your ass out the little round window on the side.

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Ellen Brody: Martin hates boats. Martin hates water. Martin... Martin sits in his car when we go on the ferry to the mainland. I guess it's a childhood thing. It's a... there's a clinical name for it isn't there?

Brody: Drowning.

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Hooper: Fast fish.

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Brody: That's some bad hat, Harry.

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Quint: Hooper ya idiot. Starboard. Ain't you watchin' it?

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Pratt: [to Hooper] Ya know, I'm gonna stuff your friggin' head in there, man, and find out if it's a man-eater, all right?

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Hooper: Ah. Just like I thought... He came up with the Gulf Stream - from southern waters.
[he pulls a Louisiana license plate from the shark. Brody examines it]

Brody: He didn't eat a car, did he?

Hooper: Naw, a tiger shark's like a garbage can, it'll eat anything. Someone probably threw that in a river.

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Brody: What are you doing out there? These are your people - go and talk to them.

Hendricks: Those aren't my people. They're from all over the place. Did you see all the license plates out in the parking lot? Connecticut, Rhode Island, New Jersey... I'm all by myself out there.

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[as Brody sends the air tanks flying]

Hooper: Dammit, Martin! This is compressed air!

Brody: Well, what the hell kind of a knot was that?

Hooper: You pulled the wrong one. You screw around with these tanks, and they're gonna blow up!

Quint: Yeah, that's real fine expensive gear you brought out here, Mr. Hooper. 'Course I don't know what that bastard shark's gonna do with it, might eat it I suppose. Seen one eat a rockin' chair one time. Hey chieffy, next time you just ask me which line to pull, right?

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Quint: [On radio] Your husband's all right, Mrs. Brody. He's fishing. He's just caught a couple of stripers. We'll bring 'em in for dinner. We won't be long, we haven't seen anything yet. Over and out.

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Brody: [Drunk] I'm tellin' ya, the crime rate in New York'll kill you. There's so many problems, you never feel like you're accomplishing anything. Violence, rip-offs, muggings... kids can't leave the house - you gotta walk them to school. But in Amity one man can make a difference. In twenty-five years, there's never been a shooting or a murder in this town.

Hooper: Fascinating. Want a pretzel?

Brody: Where are we?

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Brody: Yeah, but I'm not drunk enough to go out on a boat.

Hooper: Yes, you are.

Brody: No, I'm not.

Hooper: Yes, you are.

Brody: I can't do that.

Hooper: Yes, you can.

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Ellen Brody: Wanna get drunk and fool around?

Brody: Oh Yeah.

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[about to go looking for the shark]

Brody: On the water?

Hooper: Well, if we're looking for a shark we're not gonna find him on the land.

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Hooper: Boys, oh boys... I think he's come back for his noon feeding.

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Quint: [as he spots Hooper sitting on the deck playing solitaire] Stop playin' with yourself, Hooper.

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Quint: [referring to a cut on Brody's head] Chief... don't you worry about it, Chief. It won't be permanent. Wanna see somethin' permanent, boom-boom-boom?
[Quint pulls out a false front tooth and laughs]

Quint: Hey, Hoop, you wanna feel somethin' permanent? You just put your hand underneath my cap... and you just feel that little lump. Knock an ole un, St. Paddy's day, Boston.

Hooper: I got that beat.

Hooper: [to Brody] I got that beat.

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[Brody sees his son sitting in a small skiff, and yells for him to get out of it]

Ellen Brody: Martin, it's his birthday tomorrow!

Brody: I don't want him out on the water!

Ellen Brody: He is not out on the water, he is in a boat! He's not going to go in the water! I don't think he'll ever go in again after what happened yesterday.

Brody: Now don't say that. You know I don't want that. I just want him to read the boating regulations, make sure he understands before he takes it out...
[while he talks, Ellen flips through the book on sharks he has been reading, and sees an old painting of a shark ramming a hole into the bottom of rowboat's hull]

Ellen Brody: [slams the book shut] Michael! Did you hear your father? Out of the water now! NOW!

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[as the shark approaches Brody]

Martin Brody: Alright, you big bastard! Come On! I've got something for ya' now! That's it! Attaboy, come one! Right over here!

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Martin Brody: Oh, Hendricks, good! Right this way. Excuse us, please. I want you to come in here and, er, check out this 908.

Hendricks: What the hell's a 908? I've never heard of a 908!

Martin Brody: 908 means get me outta there!

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Mrs. Taft: Good morning. Selling some more of the good life?

Ellen Brody: Oh, yeah... Piece of this, piece of that - it all adds up.

Mrs. Taft: Your husband's been here all morning. What's he doing?

Ellen Brody: His job.

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Ellen Brody: That's your third smoke already!

Martin Brody: [complacent] Good coffee...

Ellen Brody: Try a donut.

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Phil Fogarty: I can't watch a ball game anymore, I can't watch the news anymore! I can't even watch a movie! All I hear is that damn kid and his damn radio going Breaker, Breaker, Breaker!

Martin Brody: Well, I'll see what I can do, but remember, it's under federal jurisdiction.

Phil Fogarty: So call the FBI!

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Mayor Larry Vaughn: Brody is riding his tower.

Len Peterson: Oh, ****!

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Martin Brody: I mean, it's obvious that a big fish took a bite out of... this big fish.

Dr. Elkins: This is a mammal. Not a fish.

Martin Brody: Don't quibble with me! Is it a shark bite or isn't it?

Dr. Elkins: Possibly. Again, this is a killer whale, wouldn't have to be a shark a considerable size.

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Helicopter Pilot: That you, Brody?

Martin Brody: Listen, did you have a fix on those kids yet?

Helicopter Pilot: Negative - I'm still down.

Martin Brody: Well, you'd better get the hell up because, I'm out here all alone!

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Andy Williams: Did your mom put all this together?

Mike Brody: Yeah, it's her job.

Andy Williams: Did she make the punch?

Mike Brody: No.

Andy Williams: [throwing it back in the bowl] Good, it's terrible!

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[after Brody has been fired]

Martin Brody: Maybe they're right... I'm tired... I'm tired... Too damn tired...

Ellen Brody: Too damn drunk. That's what you are, too damn drunk.

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[Hendricks and Red are dragging the ocean in the police launch]

Red: We've been over this a dozen times.

Hendricks: I know, I know!

Red: How much longer?

Hendricks: Until we find something!

Red: But I'm cold, bored...

Hendricks: You're bored!

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