Jake 2.0 Quotes
Eli Excelsior Pandarus: You look familiar. Do I know you?
Jake Long: I did your hair! When you did Good Magical Morning New York. You could need a good jugging -
Jake's Grandfather: [pulls Jake away]
Jake Long: Don't forget to condition, trim those side burns, skip a days shampoeing and -
Jake's Grandfather: ENOUGH!
Jake Long: [stops talking]
Jake Long: I did your hair! When you did Good Magical Morning New York. You could need a good jugging -
Jake's Grandfather: [pulls Jake away]
Jake Long: Don't forget to condition, trim those side burns, skip a days shampoeing and -
Jake's Grandfather: ENOUGH!
Jake Long: [stops talking]
TV Show: Jake 2.0
Huntsmaster: Why was the door bolted and latched in six places?
Rose: You can never be too safe.
Huntsmaster: [steps on Jake's hand] Is there someone here?
Rose: I swear it's just me. All by my lonesome.
Rose: You can never be too safe.
Huntsmaster: [steps on Jake's hand] Is there someone here?
Rose: I swear it's just me. All by my lonesome.
TV Show: Jake 2.0
Jake's Grandfather: [as Jake's daydreaming about Rose] Jake! Did you hear anything I just said?
Jake Long: Sure. You... were... saying... some ancient Chinese proverb that holds the key to me learning a valuable lesson?
Jake Long: Sure. You... were... saying... some ancient Chinese proverb that holds the key to me learning a valuable lesson?
TV Show: Jake 2.0
Louise Beckett: Can I get you a cup of coffee?
Jake Foley: Are you kidding me? I have millions of teeny tiny things inside me that might kill me at any moment. I have spent the last two days running for my life from people who want to KILL ME because of these teeny tiny things that might kill me at any moment. So, do I want a cup of coffee? NO, I don't want a cup of coffee. I want my LIFE BACK.
Louise Beckett: I'm sorry. I can't do that.
Jake Foley: [sarcastically] Yeah, big surprise.
Louise Beckett: What I can do is upgrade your security clearance.
Jake Foley: Yeah... Wait, what?
Jake Foley: Are you kidding me? I have millions of teeny tiny things inside me that might kill me at any moment. I have spent the last two days running for my life from people who want to KILL ME because of these teeny tiny things that might kill me at any moment. So, do I want a cup of coffee? NO, I don't want a cup of coffee. I want my LIFE BACK.
Louise Beckett: I'm sorry. I can't do that.
Jake Foley: [sarcastically] Yeah, big surprise.
Louise Beckett: What I can do is upgrade your security clearance.
Jake Foley: Yeah... Wait, what?
TV Show: Jake 2.0