It Aint Half Hot Mum Quotes

Bombardier 'Solly' Solomons: [the Sergeant-Major has been cursed by a fake holy man, so Gloria pretends to be a holy man and take the curse off] OK, Sergeant-Major, you just have to repeat what the holy man says.
Gunner Beaumont: Oh-waaaaaa!
BSM Williams: Oh-wa.
Gunner Beaumont: Ta-naaaaaaaaaaa!
BSM Williams: Ta-na.
Gunner Beaumont: Si-aaaaaam!
BSM Williams: Siam.
Bombardier 'Solly' Solomons: You have to repeat it.
BSM Williams: Oh-wa. Ta-na? Siam.
Bombardier 'Solly' Solomons: Go a little faster, Sergeant-Major.
BSM Williams: Oh-wa. Ta-na. Siam. Ohwa. Tana. Siam. Ohwa-tana-siam. Ohwatanasiam. Oh-what-an-ass-I-am.

Movie: It Aint Half Hot Mum
Captain Ashwood: Who's Major Waddilove-Evans?
Colonel Reynolds: Eh? Oh, just the husband of the lady who happened to be on leave in the hills as the same time as me. [coughs]
Captain Ashwood: Jolly good show.
Colonel Reynolds: Yes, it was.

Movie: It Aint Half Hot Mum
Colonel Reynolds: [their faulty plane has just crashed] Right! Evacuate!
Gunner Beaumont: Blimey! I nearly did!

Movie: It Aint Half Hot Mum