It Ain't Half Hot Mum Quotes

Bombardier 'Solly' Solomons: Lofty! What happened?
Lofty: I got captured by tribesmen.
Bombardier 'Solly' Solomons: Blimey! Did they give you a hard time?
Lofty: No, they gave me a carpet!

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Colonel Reynolds: I shan't forget this, Gunner... Gunner...
Lofty: Sugden, sir.
Colonel Reynolds: That's right.

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Gunner 'Nobby' Clark: I always thought concubines were those little animals, with spikes on their backs.
Gunner Beaumont: They're *porcupines*.

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