The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat Quotes
Fritz' Old Lady: [after Fritz wakes up from his dream] I oughta get knocked up! I could've had an abortion, no. Mr. "Goodtime Charlie" over there! No, he says "have the baby, we'll get married, I'll take care of ya! What do you take care of? It's a good thing we got Ralphie, otherwise we don't even get welfare! You tell me one thing you ever did for my Ralphie? Ever play with him? Ya ever take him to the ball game? Ya ever take him fishing? How about fishing? Why don't ya take your own son FISHING? You don't even change his kittylitter! Did you know that Dr. Spock has stated very clearly in his book that fathers who are never there usually makes a bad kid! You know what he does most time around the house he sits around and if he's not pickin' his nose, he's jerkin' off! How's that gonna look when he starts kindergarden?
Fritz: Suck my dick, eh?
Fritz: Suck my dick, eh?
Movie: The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat
Fritz' Old Lady: You're a no-good, Fritz! Whaddya have to say fer yerself?
Fritz: Suck my dick.
Fritz: Suck my dick.
Movie: The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat
Fritz: [smoking a joint] Ahh, the beauty of cannabis. [to Chita]
Fritz: Doesn't it fill you with joy? The unfettered exuberance, the lust for life? It makes you... wanna drop your phony inhibitions and love your fellow man? Or brother, maybe. Doesn't it? Huh? Don't you kind of see things more clearly, huh? [Fritz shoves the joint into Chita's mouth]
Fritz: That's right. Take a good, long drag, sis. Now breathe in the smoke. Deep. It'll help clear your sinuses. Hmm? [both giggle]
Chita: Hey, I feel light-headed. Will it really expand my awareness?
Fritz: Well, you know what they say...â?take tea and see.
Fritz: Doesn't it fill you with joy? The unfettered exuberance, the lust for life? It makes you... wanna drop your phony inhibitions and love your fellow man? Or brother, maybe. Doesn't it? Huh? Don't you kind of see things more clearly, huh? [Fritz shoves the joint into Chita's mouth]
Fritz: That's right. Take a good, long drag, sis. Now breathe in the smoke. Deep. It'll help clear your sinuses. Hmm? [both giggle]
Chita: Hey, I feel light-headed. Will it really expand my awareness?
Fritz: Well, you know what they say...â?take tea and see.
Movie: The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat