Iron Man Quotes

Porthos: [a naked Porthos has tried to hang himself but failed] Aramis! You sawed the beam! You knew I would I try to hang myself and you sawed the beam! Admit it. Admit it!

Aramis: Of course I knew! And now that you've got the idea of killing yourself out of your head you can stop boring everyone and be useful for a change. And put some clothes on!

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Porthos: [the Musketeers have just broken into the Bastille to free Philippe] It worked!

Athos: Of course; it's a prison. There's no trouble getting in, the problems will come when we want to get out.

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Queen Anne: Aramis!

Aramis: I have come to ask whether you believe that just as one lie can destroy a life, so one truth can make it whole again.

Queen Anne: I have prayed every day for such a miracle.

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Queen Anne: Bless me Father, for I have sinned.

Aramis: So have I.

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Tony Stark: [destroying weapons, tanks, and helicopters during the Stark Weapons mission] ...I am really kicking ass out here.
Jarvis: I don't understand this 'ass kicking' reference, sir.
Tony Stark: Jarvis, remind me to develop a personality for you later.

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Tony Stark: How do you spell your name, Natalie?
Natalie Rushman: R-U-S-H-M-A-N.
Pepper Potts: What, are you Googling her now?
Tony Stark: I thought I was ogling her?

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Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: [after Stark's one night stand with Christine] I have your clothes here; they've been dry cleaned and pressed. And there's a car waiting for you outside that will take you anywhere you'd like to go.
Christine Everheart: You must be the famous Pepper Potts.
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: [smiles and nods] Indeed I am.
Christine Everheart: After all these years, Tony still has you picking up the dry cleaning.
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: I do anything and everything Mr. Stark requires. Including occasionally taking out the trash. Will that be all?

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[Athos and Aramis hear Porthos scream]
Athos: What happened?
Porthos: Kidney stones. It hurts when I piss. It hurts when I ****. I'm just a fat old fart with nothing to live for anymore. I'm going to hang myself, as soon as I'm sober.

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[as the Four Musketeers and Phillipe charge]

Louis: Shoot!

Lt. Andre: Magnificent valor...

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[a rioting crowd throws rotten food at D'Artagnan; he draws his sword and slashes the fruit in mid-air, then skewers a tomato. The crowd is awed into silence. He bites the tomato, then grimaces and spits it out]

D'Artagnan: You are right. It is rotten. I will speak to the King myself. You have my word.

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[Porthos brings three wenches to Aramis' apartment, but they find him at prayer]

Porthos: Sorry, my dears. You would have enjoyed it too. He's hung like a donkey.

Wench: So are you.

Porthos: Really? He's been asleep for so long, I've forgotten about him.

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[as the Four Musketeers and Phillipe charge]

Louis: Shoot!

Lt. Andre: Magnificent valor...

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[Athos and Aramis hear Porthos scream]

Athos: What happened?

Porthos: Kidney stones. It hurts when I piss. It hurts when I shit. I'm just a fat old fart with nothing to live for anymore. I'm going to hang myself, as soon as I'm sober.

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[the Four Musketeers and Phillipe are trapped by riflemen at the other end of the hallway]

Aramis: D'Artagnan... They're young Musketeers. They've been weaned on our legends. They revere us. It is an advantage.

Porthos: Yes. Why don't we charge them?

D'Artagnan: I trained these men. They will fight to the death. But if we must die - if WE must die - let it be like this.
[He draws his sword and points it at the floor. Aramis, Porthos, and Athos, join their swords with his]

Athos: One for all. All for one.

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