Iron Man Quotes

Howard Stark: [after making yet another error in his "City of the Future" speech] I would personally like to show you... my ass.

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[the Senate committee tries to get Stark's attention while he is making flirty faces with Pepper Potts]

Senator Stern: [finally getting his attention] Mr. Stark!

Tony Stark: Yes, dear?

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Ivan Vanko: I want my bird.

Justin Hammer: Yeah, sure. We can get you a bird.

Ivan Vanko: I want *my* bird. *My* bird.

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Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: I'm gonna bust his bunker with the Ex-Wife.

Tony Stark: The what?

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Pepper Potts: You're out of control, okay?

Iron Man: [intoxicated] I'm not out of control.

Pepper Potts: Trust me on this, one.

Iron Man: You're out of control gorgeous.

Pepper Potts: It's time to go to bed. It's time.

Iron Man: [leaning in to kiss her] Come on, you know you want to. Give me another smooch.

Pepper Potts: You're not going to be happy about this.

Iron Man: Come on, you know you want to.

Pepper Potts: You just peed in the suit.

Iron Man: I know, it has a filtration system.

Pepper Potts: It's not sexy.

Iron Man: You could drink that water.

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Iron Man: [after destroying a HAMMER Drone about to terminate a kid wearing an Iron Man Mask]

Iron Man: Nice work, kid!

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Iron Monger: You had a great idea, Tony, but my suit is more advanced in every way!

Iron Man: How'd you solve the icing problem?

Iron Monger: Icing problem?
[his suit begins to fail]

Iron Man: Might want to look into it.
[He raps his fist on Iron Monger's frozen helmet as his suit fails and plummets to the ground]

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[Iron Man is launched into the sky by Iron Monger's missile, but instead of crashing, he activates his flight repulsors and hovers]

Iron Monger: Impressive! You've upgraded your armor! I've made some upgrades of my own...
[activates jets and starts to fly too]

Jarvis: Sir, it appears his suit can fly.

Iron Man: Duly noted.

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Natalie Rushman: Well done with the new chest piece. I'm reading significantly higher output and your vitals all look promising.

Tony Stark: Yes, for the moment, I'm not dying. Thank you.

Pepper Potts: [overhears] What do you mean you're not dying? Did you just say you're dying?

Tony Stark: Is that you? No, I'm not. Not anymore.

Pepper Potts: What's going on?

Tony Stark: I was going to tell you, I didn't want you to alarm you

Pepper Potts: [interrupts] You were going to tell me? You really were dying?

Tony Stark: You didn't let me.

Pepper Potts: Why didn't you tell me that?

Tony Stark: I was going to make you an omelet and tell you.

Natalie Rushman: Hey, hey. Save it for the honeymoon. You got incoming, Tony. Looks like the fight's coming to you.

Tony Stark: Great. Pepper?

Pepper Potts: Are you okay now?

Tony Stark: I'm fine. Don't be mad, I will formally apologize...

Pepper Potts: I am mad!

Tony Stark: ...when I'm not fending off a Hammeroid attack.

Pepper Potts: Fine.

Tony Stark: We could've been in Venice.

Pepper Potts: Oh, please.

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[the Iron Monger lifts a car with a family in it]

Iron Monger: I love this suit!

Iron Man: Put 'em down!

Iron Monger: Collateral damage, Tony!

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Justin Hammer: Give your pretty-boy employer this message, Iron Man! I'm not through with him yet!

Iron Man: I'm sure he's shaking in his booties.

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Iron Man: Rhodey, get down!
[activates an energy blade that cleaves through all the droids]

Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: Wow. I think you should lead with that one next time.

Iron Man: Sorry, that's a one-off, can only be used once, done once.

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Iron Man: Oh, call me reckless, but I also accidently erased everything else in your computers. I hope that won't set Hammer Industries back more than couple, oh, three years.

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Tony Stark: Can I ask you something personal? If this was the last birthday party you were going to have, what would you do?

Natalie Rushman: I would do whatever I wanted to do, with whomever I wanted to.
[cut to Stark dancing around drunkenly in Iron Man suit]

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Jade Dragon Member: Li Mei, look at it. It is undeniable. The prophecy continues to unfold. He is the Iron Knight. He is destined to battle the risen Mandarin.

Li Mei: It cannot be him!

Jade Dragon Member: What is the matter? It is a good thing. The Mandarin can now be defeated.

Li Mei: We do not know who will be victorious, only that one will die.

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Rhodey: Hey Tony.

Tony Stark: I'm sorry. This is the fun-vee. The hum-drum-vee is back there.

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Yinsen: [to Stark, while in captivity] Do as I do.

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Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: [after Stark's one night stand with Christine] I have your clothes here; they've been dry cleaned and pressed. And there's a car waiting for you outside that will take you anywhere you'd like to go.

Christine Everheart: You must be the famous Pepper Potts.

Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: [smiles and nods] Indeed I am.

Christine Everheart: After all these years, Tony still has you picking up the dry cleaning.

Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: I do anything and everything Mr. Stark requires. Including occasionally taking out the trash. Will that be all?

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Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: Agent Coulson, I just wanted to say thank you very much for all of your help.

Agent Phil Coulson: That's what we do. You'll be hearing from us.

Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: From the Strategic Homeland...

Agent Phil Coulson: [interrupting] Just call us SHIELD.

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Tony Stark: Am I making you uncomfortable?

Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: Oh, no, I always forget to wear deodorant and dance with my boss in a room full of people I work with in a dress with no back.

Tony Stark: Well, you look great, you smell great. But I could fire you if that would take the edge off.

Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: I don't think you could tie your shoes without me.

Tony Stark: I'd make it a week.

Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: A week, really? What's your social security number?

Tony Stark: [he pauses]

Tony Stark: Five...

Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: [smiling] "Five?" You're missing just a couple of digits.

Tony Stark: Right, the other eight. Well, I have you for the other eight.

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[during the attack by the Ten Rings]

Tony Stark: Gimme a gun! Gimme a gun!

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[Pepper is reaching into Tony's chest cavity]

Tony Stark: Okay now, the copper wire - you got it?

Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: Yeah, I've got it.

Tony Stark: Now pull it out, gently, and just make sure you don't touch the s...

Tony Stark: AH! - i-i-i-des!

Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: Sorry, I'm sorry!

Tony Stark: Don't touch the sides, that's what I was trying to tell you before. Now, just gently pull that out, and whatever you do, don't pull out the...
[Pepper pulls out the end, Tony's heart monitors go off]

Tony Stark: The magnet at the end of it. See, that was it. You just...

Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: What?

Tony Stark: What I was trying to tell you - no, don't put it back in! Just put it over there, we have to hurry...

Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: What's wrong?

Tony Stark: Oh, nothing, I'm just going into cardiac arrest, because you...

Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: *What*? I thought you said this was safe!

Tony Stark: ...just yanked it out like a trout!

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Christine Everheart: [at the Firefighter's Family Fund Benefit] Well, Tony Stark!

Tony Stark: [awkwardly] Oh, hey.

Christine Everheart: Fancy seeing you here.

Tony Stark: [tries to remember] Carrie.

Christine Everheart: Christine.

Tony Stark: That's right.

Christine Everheart: You have a lot of nerve showing up here tonight. Can I at least get a reaction from you?

Tony Stark: Panic. I would say panic is my reaction.

Christine Everheart: I was referring to your company's involvement in this latest atrocity.

Tony Stark: Yeah, they just put my name on the invitation, I don't know what to tell you.

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Tony Stark: [Tony has just been told by a US Marshal that tomorrow he has to attend court in front of the US Armed forces committee] Show me the badge.

Happy Hogan: [to the US Marshall] He likes the badge.

U.S. Marshal: [shows her badge] Still like it?

Tony Stark: Yeah.

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Ivan Vanko: [over the phone to Tony] Hey Tony, how you doing?

Ivan Vanko: I double cycle.

Tony Stark: You what?

Ivan Vanko: You told me double cycles more power. Good advice.

Tony Stark: You sound pretty sprightly for a dead guy.

Ivan Vanko: You, too.
[chuckles, then pauses]

Ivan Vanko: Now, the true history of Stark name will be written.

Ivan Vanko: What your father did to my family over 40 years, I will do to you in 40 minutes.

Tony Stark: Sounds good. Let's get together and hash it out.

Ivan Vanko: I hope you're ready.
[hangs up]

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Pepper Potts: Have you been drinking?

Tony Stark: Chlorophyll.

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Tony Stark: [about Natalie Rushman] Who is she?

Pepper Potts: She is from legal and she is potentially a very expensive sexual harassment lawsuit if you keep ogling her like that.

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Tony Stark: How do you spell your name, Natalie?

Natalie Rushman: R-U-S-H-M-A-N.

Pepper Potts: What, are you Googling her now?

Tony Stark: I thought I was ogling her?

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[Agent Coulson is left in charge of Tony]

Agent Coulson: If you try to escape, or play any sort of games with me, I will taze you and watch "Supernanny" while you drool into the carpet.

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Justin Hammer: [Hammer is with reporter Christine Everhart] Tony, you know Christine?

Tony Stark: Roughly.

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